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[FearfulJesuit]

ENERGY DRINK $20.00

[Darvi]

* Iceblaster just realized GiglameshDespair's username wasn't GilgameshDepair

s-stop laughing

Don't worry about it, that's how I originally read the name too.

Something approaching four people have got my name right on the first try. A lot get it wrong after corrections.

The name isn't from Gilgamesh, despite what some people insist. Wouldn't mind being a god-king, but...

It has bothered me since you first started posting in GD that your name isn't Gilgamesh. I'm not quite sure what that is. I'm irritated that I perceive you as getting your own name wrong?

I like this name better because it lets me shorten it to GigglyD which is awesome.

[Graknorke]

ENERGY DRINK $20.00

I suspect that story is fake, since the stuff on the site largely seems just too good. I mean:

The Boone County drug task force raided June’s tree fort (June lives in 200 sq. ft. tree fort on his brother’s property) to find Jasper wearing only an adult diaper and reading an Arabic pornographic magazine.

I know they’ll all testify against me so let me make something else clear: I pissed in every bottle.

And then there's http://stuppid.com/dog-to-scare-gang-bangers/

He has called the police repeatedly and claims they never take real action and have even told him “to stop being a p*ss and fight back.”

“I used to dream of getting a tiger or a gorilla I could use to kill them with,” Watson said.

SVC tells me I’m crazy in the head, but they don’t mess with me anymore. Who’s the gangsta now, SVC?”

[Bauglir]

Every quote from the guy manages to be better than the last. It's beautiful work.

[Flying Dice]

What's up with this Florida Man guy, he's the strangest super hero I've ever heard of, always in the news for shit like this.

[Darvi]

Florida man, Florida man, doing the things only Florida can~♪

[Aklyon]

What's up with this Florida Man guy, he's the strangest super hero I've ever heard of, always in the news for shit like this.

Isn't 'Weird crap happens frequently' the whole reason fark made a FLORIDA tag?

[Frumple]

What's up with this Florida Man guy, he's the strangest super hero I've ever heard of, always in the news for shit like this.

The secret to Florida Man's powers is extreme heat and humidity, and incredibly copious amounts of drugs.

_{... it's not actually a secret tho}

[Kassire]

What's up with this Florida Man guy, he's the strangest super hero I've ever heard of, always in the news for shit like this.

The secret to Florida Man's powers is extreme heat and humidity, and incredibly copious amounts of drugs.

_{... it's not actually a secret tho}

I'd say Florida has a competitor then. That competitor is Puerto Rico, it's like 75 to 80 degrees Fahrenheit right now. Humidity is around 70%. Studies say around 70,000 Puerto Ricans are drug addicts, with heroin being the most widespread drug, next to maybe cocaine and cannabis. And crazy shit is pretty common, just the other week a dead guy in public housing projects was dressed up in a green lantern costume and was found days after death with the costume on.
...
This just makes me want to get out of this shithole faster than before.

[Kassire]

San Pedro Sula, Honduras should get the prize.
 Humidity: 89%
Temp: 79 degrees F, 26 C.
It's night, and a cool one at that.

We must find the country with the most drug addicts to settle this, bonus points if it's close to the equator, or at least the tropics

[Tawa]

I discovered today that there's a D&D 3.0 prestige class devoted entirely to the concept of using whips, called the "Lasher".

Wh... why. Why? Von Karma... urge... rising...

[hops]

Why is that weird?

[Frumple]

... yeah, it's the population that's the rub. Florida has more people in it than both puerto rico and honduras put together. By the tune of... well, a bit shy of a multiple of two. ~19m vs ~8m + ~3m. Y'all gon' have to step up yer game if you want to step with the big drug addled overheated landmasses.

@ Tawa, why do you think? Aren't those the holy assassins or something along those lines?

[hops]

Tawa is, therefore he thinks.

[Tawa]

@ Tawa, why do you think? Aren't those the holy assassins or something along those lines?

They don't seem to be. The entire class description is "The lasher prestige class uses the whip as an extension of herself."

Why is that weird?

Whips are some of the worst weapons in the game, for starters. They usually require a special feat to use (unless you're a bard or rogue) and the class doesn't even mention spiked chains, the "better" form of whips.

It just seemed completely random and out of place.