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[Rolan7]

I have to wear my denim vest through the airport because it won't fit in my bag.

Heh I had to wear a business suit for the same reason.  I wish it had been denim.

[Baffler]

A girl I don't know just sent me naked pictures of (I assume) herself, thinking I was someone else. Wrong number. She's freaking out now.

Halp

[Orange Wizard]

Thank her?

E: No, don't do that. Tell her it's okay and you deleted them.

[Lagslayer]

Compliment her, but keep it classy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Flying Dice]

Thank her?

E: No, don't do that. Tell her it's okay and you deleted them.

Or you could tell her that it's okay and you deleted them and then actually delete them.

[nomoetoe]

Ya do as orange wizard says, its for the best. I imagine he's quite experienced when it comes to accidental photo receivals.

[TheDarkStar]

Because in reality there actually a myth, like the loch ness monster and north dakota.

But someone showed me a blurry photo of north Dakota once, it has to be real!
_{I want to believe}

Have you ever actually met anyone from North Dakota?

I have but I'm pretty sure she was just part of the conspiracy.

Wait, North Dakota doesn't exist? Where was I for a year and a half of my life?

[Baffler]

Or you could tell her that it's okay and you deleted them and then actually delete them.

Did this one. She told me she has no reason to believe me, but there's nothing she can do about it either.

Well if I didn't feel shitty before, I sure as hell do now.

[KingofstarrySkies]

A girl I don't know just sent me naked pictures of (I assume) herself, thinking I was someone else. Wrong number. She's freaking out now.

Halp

the blackmails.
you can has them.
In all seriousness, delete and calm her.

[Yoink]

@Baffler: my limited experience in this field indicates the correct course of action would be to send a dick pic in response, followed by a request for more nudes. Possibly throw in some compliments, too.

[Bohandas]

Because in reality there actually a myth, like the loch ness monster and north dakota.

But someone showed me a blurry photo of north Dakota once, it has to be real!
_{I want to believe}

Have you ever actually met anyone from North Dakota?

I have but I'm pretty sure she was just part of the conspiracy.

Wait, North Dakota doesn't exist? Where was I for a year and a half of my life?

Flying saucer

[Orange Wizard]

Ya do as orange wizard says, its for the best. I imagine he's quite experienced when it comes to accidental photo receivals.

... um.

[SealyStar]

In my family, we have a conspiracy theory that North Dakota exists in a time bubble trapped in the 1970s, because as soon as you approach the music on the radio shifts back a couple decades and the whole city of Fargo looks old.

[Lagslayer]

@Baffler: my limited experience in this field indicates the correct course of action would be to send a dick pic in response, followed by a request for more nudes. Possibly throw in some compliments, too.

Make sure it's a back-handed compliment. Make them think they can do better. Sometimes they need encouragement.

[nomoetoe]

Ya do as orange wizard says, its for the best. I imagine he's quite experienced when it comes to accidental photo receivals.

... um.

what? Aren't you experienced in a large variety of situations due to your unnaturally long life oh glorious orange bearded one?