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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14919809 times)

Xantalos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70275 on: February 20, 2015, 09:54:42 pm »
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See. Canada.
Problem with that, witch tits aren't cold.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70276 on: February 20, 2015, 09:55:57 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on February 20, 2015, 09:54:42 pm
Quote from: Redzephyr01 on February 20, 2015, 09:50:02 pm
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See. Canada.
Problem with that, witch tits aren't cold.

I expect you're an expert on the matter? :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70277 on: February 20, 2015, 09:59:12 pm »
D'you know how many get sacrificed to me every month?
I don't either, but it's a significant amount.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70278 on: February 20, 2015, 10:00:19 pm »
Witches generally aren't dead (unless you sacrifice them, in which (hah) case it's a dead witch and all bets are off), and as such their bodies still produce heat. Tits, being a part of their body, would, by extrapolation, not be cold.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70279 on: February 20, 2015, 10:00:52 pm »
What about wliches?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70280 on: February 20, 2015, 10:01:57 pm »
Witches are liches.  It's assonance, it must be true  8)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70281 on: February 20, 2015, 10:08:32 pm »
DEAD WITCHES MEAN ALL BETS ARE OFF. HOW CLEAR CAN I POSSIBLY MAKE THIS.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70282 on: February 20, 2015, 10:59:58 pm »
I just had to perform open-heart surgery on a fucking toilet. Okay, well maybe not open-heart surgery. But I had to reconnect the lever-chain-thingy to the hole-plug-lift thingy wrist-deep in freezing water without any sort of gloves. I've got my hands under a heater right now, they're numb as fuck. I had to bend the hook, slip it into the OTHER hook without getting frostbite, bend it back, and flush the fucking toilet. Goddamnit. I'll tell the story about how I got a crash-course in plumbing to my grandkids one day.
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« Reply #70283 on: February 20, 2015, 11:02:26 pm »
I read that as "in" a toilet for a moment and was... rather shocked.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70284 on: February 20, 2015, 11:02:44 pm »
Can't it be both things? :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70285 on: February 20, 2015, 11:04:33 pm »
At least it's more sterile than a keyboard.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70286 on: February 20, 2015, 11:06:30 pm »
I think it's rather being oversold, man. I did that to my gran's toilet when I was like... 12 :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70287 on: February 20, 2015, 11:07:32 pm »
Regardless of age, your first time doing a toilet should be remembered and celebrated.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70288 on: February 20, 2015, 11:11:31 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on February 20, 2015, 11:07:32 pm
Regardless of age, your first time doing a toilet should be remembered and celebrated.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #70289 on: February 20, 2015, 11:12:52 pm »
My post-per-day number went over 1.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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