Yeaaaah, no. This is part of a contest being held by VisitScotland.com to solicit suggestions for Mandarin equivalents for Scottish stuff, to encourage Chinese tourists.
This disappoints me enormously.
The most common Mandarin phrase I can find is gāodì yùndònghuì, which literally means "high/tall land sports competition". Part of the art of finding Mandarin phrases for things is trying to find one that captures the gist while also sounding roughly the same. My Mandarin name, for instance, is Pan Luoyi, which is a pretty good phonetic approximation of my English name. I sometimes used Pan Luoli, which sacrificed a bit of phonetic fidelity for the in-joke that "Luoli" is the Mandarin pronunciation for Raleigh, the city I used to live in.
Anyways.....from the Beeb, here's a list of other top choices as submitted by Chinese speakers:
I can see why gāodì yùndònghuì wouldn't be as attractive to tourists as "Strong Man-Skirt Party".
Kilt - (科特短裙) - Ke-te short skirt (homophone for "kilt")
The Willow Tea Rooms - (唯乐茶屋) - Always happy tea room
Malt Whisky Trail - (香酒巷) - Fragrant liqueur lane
The Wallace Monument - (勇者心碑)- Monument to brave heart
Glenfinnan Viaduct - (天堑飞虹) - Highland rainbow
Royal Mile - (融蕴美径) - A beautiful street with long history and profound culture
Balmoral Castle & Estate -(唯爱城堡) - One true love castle (sounds like Victoria I)
Loch Ness Monster - (尼斯魅影) - Phantom of Loch Ness
The Kelpies - (铠魄巨马) - Glorious armoured giant horses (homophonic with Kelpies)
Loch Lomond & the Trossachs National Park - (山湖怀抱醉梦乡) - Mountain lakes get you drunk on dreams
Cairngorms National Park - (云原雪岭) - Snow mountains reaching into sky
I wonder how Charles Rennie Mackintosh would have felt about his tea rooms getting called the "Always Happy Tea-Rooms". For those that don't know, Mackintosh was a Scottish architect and interior designer active in the early 20th century who was greatly inspired by art from the far-east; especially Japan. A Japonist, as it were.
I love the name for the Trossachs National Park though, it's a beautiful part of the country.
I have to say, "glorious armoured giant horses" sounds like a good tourist draw.
I was very impressed by them when I saw them the other day. They light up at night and everything.