If anyone can pool/dedicate some resources, especially on the torrent scene, make a film all about the color grey (and it's benefits in art; talk about complementary colors and how they make grey, and so on) as an instruction film about art, and call that Fifty Shades of Gray (A far less misleading title. Also, the spelling should be enough to stay relatively legal (either way, it'll brew trouble; mostly pissed off fans not getting what they were expecting), unless they're willing to be assholes about it; which is usually the case on basis of "Copyright"), and replace all torrents with the actual movie with this one.
Instead of an "art film" (BS excuse usually given by the vocal minority (e.g.-the fans that actually think this is empowering)) you actually get an art lesson (learn something, for real).
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Add fuel to the potential fire; advertise the color grey with erotic undertones to further mislead the masses into education via torrent. Expect the movie, instead, you get an art lesson. How will Hollywood react to this? Take down a misleading educational torrent (with the same name, different spelling) for a movie you wouldn't want torrented anyway?
EDIT EDIT:
I can't believe this came to mind, but I sense incoming alien-based erotica-parody using the same title as well. Same concept, but this time a Gray is subject to all the abuse. We call them the lost files from Area 51; or Operation: 50 Shades of Gray.