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[Darvi]

No. They came to school on their first day, went to the bathroom, and crapped into their hands. Then they proceeded to rub it all over their lower legs, and go to class.

...why?

So edgy and random.

[hector13]

No. They came to school on their first day, went to the bathroom, and crapped into their hands. Then they proceeded to rub it all over their lower legs, and go to class.

After typing out several responses, I don't really know what to say to that.

Presumably there was punishment doled out? Because otherwise your school is *ahem* shit.

Yes, they were given I.S.S. for two weeks.

Doesn't sound too bad...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Though 13yr olds probably won't appreciate the awesomeness. (the N64 version was better, because of the awful, awful commentary)

[Darvi]

Noooo, they got sent into space, where their feces will endlessly float around their faces.

[Rolan7]

No. They came to school on their first day, went to the bathroom, and crapped into their hands. Then they proceeded to rub it all over their lower legs, and go to class.

After typing out several responses, I don't really know what to say to that.

Presumably there was punishment doled out? Because otherwise your school is *ahem* shit.

Yes, they were given I.S.S. for two weeks.

I assume that means In School Suspension.  Whatever the hell that means...
Also WTF, suddenly the spelling of the word "school" seems completely preposterous to me.  As in I Googled it to *make sure I remembered the spelling right*.
I understand that English borrows liberally from other languages but Scheisse.

[XXXXYYYY]

No. They came to school on their first day, went to the bathroom, and crapped into their hands. Then they proceeded to rub it all over their lower legs, and go to class.

Close enough to what I was thinking, actually. The dude that did it when my farther was in school decided (probably drunkenly) to scrawl messages on the bathroom wall with his own shit in the middle of the night. Actually, he was called "The Mad Shitter" IIRC. I have no idea why he did it. None.

[hector13]

No. They came to school on their first day, went to the bathroom, and crapped into their hands. Then they proceeded to rub it all over their lower legs, and go to class.

After typing out several responses, I don't really know what to say to that.

Presumably there was punishment doled out? Because otherwise your school is *ahem* shit.

Yes, they were given I.S.S. for two weeks.

I assume that means In School Suspension.  Whatever the hell that means...
Also WTF, suddenly the spelling of the word "school" seems completely preposterous to me.  As in I Googled it to *make sure I remembered the spelling right*.
I understand that English borrows liberally from other languages but Scheisse.

I do that.

Some words just don't make sense when you think about them.

So... what does an in school suspension do? More classes? Less recess?

Better than actual suspension. I would have considered that a reward if I ever got one.

[Tawa]

-snip-
I assume that means In School Suspension.  Whatever the hell that means...

It's basically where you get locked in a room for a day with a teacher instead of having school, if the various slackers I've overheard are any indication.

[Darvi]

Also WTF, suddenly the spelling of the word "school" seems completely preposterous to me.

Do you now have the urge to pronounce it "shool"?

[Ddynamo]

No. They came to school on their first day, went to the bathroom, and crapped into their hands. Then they proceeded to rub it all over their lower legs, and go to class.

After typing out several responses, I don't really know what to say to that.

Presumably there was punishment doled out? Because otherwise your school is *ahem* shit.

Yes, they were given I.S.S. for two weeks.

I assume that means In School Suspension.  Whatever the hell that means...
Also WTF, suddenly the spelling of the word "school" seems completely preposterous to me.  As in I Googled it to *make sure I remembered the spelling right*.
I understand that English borrows liberally from other languages but Scheisse.

I do that.

Some words just don't make sense when you think about them.

So... what does an in school suspension do? More classes? Less recess?

Better than actual suspension. I would have considered that a reward if I ever got one.

Actually, there's no recess here anyway.

[hector13]

Well I meant breaks in general. I'm Scottish, it was always wee break (15 minutes around 10ish) and big break, commonly known as lunch (45 minutes)

Edit: no John Virgo jokes, please.

[Rolan7]

-snip-
I assume that means In School Suspension.  Whatever the hell that means...

It's basically where you get locked in a room for a day with a teacher instead of having school, if the various slackers I've overheard are any indication.

Like...  the Breakfast Club?
(and now breakfast looks ridiculous too)

Only suspension I ever got was for tackling and pinning a bully who grabbed my copy of Return of the King in the lunchroom.  No regrets, heh.

Yeah exactly!

Actually, there's no recess here anyway.

For real?  How is that even legal...

[Ddynamo]

And Yes, I.S.S. stands for in-school suspension.

We also have after-school suspension. It's not got an acronym for a reason.

[Wolfkit]

Spoiler: Besiege (click to show/hide)

What am I even doing.

[hector13]

Droidekas?

[Wolfkit]

No. Bombs.