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[Graknorke]

A Hitman film that completely misses the point?
Seems like it might be interesting. Though his rating is going to be pretty shit by the looks of it. Violence and noise both far too high.

But Hitman was all about grabbing guns and killing everything within sight . . .

Well the interrogation scene seemed pretty fitting for a Hitman thing (apart from his response to "what is your name?". Come on say it with me everybody:
"Names are for friends, so I don't need one."
I don't know how you can get that wrong.), but the rest was eeh. It's kind of like a continuation of the trend started with Absolution. Instead of being an agent going in and doing hits, he's just a guy on the run who also has some people to murder. Doesn't really lend itself to hitmanning in the same way.

[Levi]

It seems possible, if not likely, there will be ANOTHER Spider Man reboot.

Sweet baby jeebus.

Hopefully they pull a Hulk and skip the origin story this time.

[GiglameshDespair]

How many times can an uncle die before you can become spiderman?

[GiglameshDespair]

Well, we know who should be Uncle Ben next.

[scrdest]

A Hitman film that completely misses the point?
Seems like it might be interesting. Though his rating is going to be pretty shit by the looks of it. Violence and noise both far too high.

But Hitman was all about grabbing guns and killing everything within sight . . .

Well the interrogation scene seemed pretty fitting for a Hitman thing (apart from his response to "what is your name?". Come on say it with me everybody:
"Names are for friends, so I don't need one."
I don't know how you can get that wrong.), but the rest was eeh. It's kind of like a continuation of the trend started with Absolution. Instead of being an agent going in and doing hits, he's just a guy on the run who also has some people to murder. Doesn't really lend itself to hitmanning in the same way.

In the interrogation scene, we learn that unbeknownst to 47, Ort-Meyer or the Agency, 47 had an additional, secret father, Rorschach. ('No. You're locked in here with me.').

Also: they engineered human beings, stronger, faster, more intelligent than normal people. They are called... Agents! 0/10, would order a hit on a scriptwriter again.

[GiglameshDespair]

A Hitman film that completely misses the point?
Seems like it might be interesting. Though his rating is going to be pretty shit by the looks of it. Violence and noise both far too high.

But Hitman was all about grabbing guns and killing everything within sight . . .

Well the interrogation scene seemed pretty fitting for a Hitman thing (apart from his response to "what is your name?". Come on say it with me everybody:
"Names are for friends, so I don't need one."
I don't know how you can get that wrong.), but the rest was eeh. It's kind of like a continuation of the trend started with Absolution. Instead of being an agent going in and doing hits, he's just a guy on the run who also has some people to murder. Doesn't really lend itself to hitmanning in the same way.

Also, in the interrogation scene, we learn that unbeknownst to 47, Ort-Meyer or the Agency, 47 had an additional, secret father, Rorschach. ('No. You're locked in here with me.').

I thought that sounded familiar somehow, but I couldn't place it.

[Wolfkit]

It seems possible, if not likely, there will be ANOTHER Spider Man reboot.

Sweet baby jeebus.

on the bright side, assuming a linear progression, they'll only get through 1 movie this time, and the next reboot will fail before they even finish a movie, and then they'll sell the rights back to Marvel or something.

[KingofstarrySkies]

As there is no rage thread, this will go here.

Valentine's adverts, with all the women going "Chocolates say Love"NO THEY DON'T! They say I'm so fucking unoriginal I'm just going to get you a Valentine's gift with no thought put into it at all, because I want to look good and don't care if it falls flat, you cow!

Though this is outside of my regular "Valentine's is a pointless thing, setting aside one day of the year for romance just gives people an excuse to forget about it for the rest of the year."

Wait, what? The rage thread got nuked?

[Furtuka]

Did you miss us repeatedly mentioning it for the past few days?

[KingofstarrySkies]

i wasn't paying attention okay

I mean, I can see why. I noticed the whole...'Discussion'.

[pisskop]

KOSS has no rage?

I have Rege Diabolicus

[hector13]

KOSS has no rage?

... Why does Armstrong have a condom?

[UXLZ]

Did people let their emotions take control of their actions like impulsive fools, or was it something else? Regardless, poor rage thread.

My WTF: One of my classmates is sooo bad at talking concisely. Things that would take most people three seconds and five words to say, he does so in eight seconds and 20 words. How are people so bad at that? T_T

[timferius]

It seems possible, if not likely, there will be ANOTHER Spider Man reboot.

Sweet baby jeebus.

on the bright side, assuming a linear progression, they'll only get through 1 movie this time, and the next reboot will fail before they even finish a movie, and then they'll sell the rights back to Marvel or something.

Actually, according to the release by marvel. They get Spidey on loan for one movie (probably civil war). This will be a rebooted spidey, and the sony gets to make a full on spidey film with marvels help afterwards.
I can't make this stuff up! No one would believe it

[Levi]

My WTF: One of my classmates is sooo bad at talking concisely. Things that would take most people three seconds and five words to say, he does so in eight seconds and 20 words. How are people so bad at that? T_T

My roommate is sometimes like that.  His girlfriend asks him a simple question, and he spends 5 mins on the answer.  Its bizarre.