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[Yoink]

I've had three warnings, one during SmeepGate, one whose reason I can't entirely remember, and one for a certain RTD that derailed horribly...

Somehow I've always managed to shut up and not get muted or banned. Yay me!

[Kadzar]

Someone made a bet in the League of Legends subreddit and wagered that they'd drink their own piss if they lost. They lost, and they did.

Why did this happen? What kind of cruel god would create a universe where things like this happen?

And that's only the second weirdest league-related news today.

Am I the only one who, when first reading that, thought that the allowed gay player was supposed to be a man? Actually, reading it again, I'm not even sure if that's not their intention.

On the one hand, that would make a kind of sense, since why would they think lesbians, who are not currently nor have they ever been biologically male (unless they're trans, but according to the rules you're only allowed to be trans or gay) would have sexually-endowed video game-playing abilities. On the other hand, it makes even less sense that would mean that they think gay men are a type of women or something. I think I interpreted it the way I did because I was hoping they trying to create an official position of Sassy Gay Friend, as some sort of first step of introducing trope-based roles to the teams.

[SOLDIER First]

School Days.
That is all.

[Tawa]

Aaaand now I see your avatar, Sentient Bowtie.

That's the third avatar I've seen today on this forum of a Fire Emblem: Awakening character, counting my own.

I swear, in a week they'll cover half the forum.

[SOLDIER First]

I am chrompletely certain this will, in fact, happen. Do not try to sully the reputation of us Awakening players, or to stahl the rise of us, as there are certainly lissa of you then there are of us. Your robinability to correctly judge our power will be your downfall.

[Tawa]

Oh, don't vaike it! You can't validarate your claims. Nah, you knowi you'll never owian! I'll librate the forum from your FE13 characters! Your fascination is so peraversa that I'm going to catch gangrelene from it!

[KingofstarrySkies]

...

^ that was the joke
    ^ that's my head
figure it out

[Tawa]

I'm afrederick that didn't make any sense, ExaltofstarrySkies. Perhaps you miriely need to see a say'richiatrist? Your sanity seems a bit rickenity.

[Furtuka]

[Sirus]

I think Taw needs a death hex...

[Orange Wizard]

* Orange Wizard blasts Taw with acid.

Sorry, it's the best I can do.

[mastahcheese]

* mastahcheese sees Tawa ready his Thoron in retaliation to the onslaught.

* mastahcheese pulls out Superior Bolt.

The only proper way to do this, is to make FE references, while threatening the person making FE references.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I'm afrederick that didn't make any sense, ExaltofstarrySkies. Perhaps you miriely need to see a say'richiatrist? Your sanity seems a bit rickenity.

Exaltofstarryskies...THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!

[Furtuka]

* mastahcheese sees Tawa ready his Thoron in retaliation to the onslaught.

* mastahcheese pulls out Superior Bolt.

The only proper way to do this, is to make FE references, while threatening the person making FE references.

WELP ONLY ONE THING TO DO THEN



_{Yes I am aware of the irony}

[hops]

What. What I fail to see is how any of these factors affects their ability to button mash successfully.

Men can mash an extra bottom.

* Darvi makes a run for it.

FTFY