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[4maskwolf]

But I don't want cleavage for anyone else! I want cleavage for me! D:

Mmmm okay I misinterpreted the comment.

Carry on.

Sorry.

[4maskwolf]

*cough*I find flat-chested people more attractive (in general)*cough*

I'm just one of those people who doesn't care about other people's physical characteristics and cares more about their personality and who they are.
I see.

[AlleeCat]

I want to have cleavage so I can keep things in my boobs. :p

Also, I like people with small boobs. Or average sized. Too much boob is not for me.
Plus, I'm an ass girl anyway. X3

[Loud Whispers]

I find pockets and in a severe emergency armpits are both much more practical alternatives to cleavage

[UXLZ]

*cough*I find flat-chested people more attractive (in general)*cough*

I'm just one of those people who doesn't care about other people's physical characteristics and cares more about their personality and who they are.
I see.

Why thank you for the implications.

[the1337doofus]

I always figure cleavage would be a good place to stick a holdout pistol or somesuch.

That might actually work if you have a small enough gun; I think they make revolvers small enough that could fit in there... it'd probably be something firing .25 ACP though, which is around the power range of .22 and [guns guns guns, guns guns blah guns blah blah muh stoppin power blah blah 9mm]

Still though, that would probably be a solid idea if you didn't want to carry around a big pistol. I wouldn't say it would be particularly safe, but it would WORK.

...Did I seriously just write a reply stating "Yeah you could probably stick a gun between your breasts" on a mostly SFW forum?

[UXLZ]

I want to have cleavage so I can keep things in my boobs. :p

Also, I like people with small boobs. Or average sized. Too much boob is not for me.
Plus, I'm an ass girl anyway. X3

You know, I was going to search up an image of a cute anime human/donkey girl and say 'You're one of these? *picture*', but I am utterly terrified of what kind of images I'll find looking for it.

[4maskwolf]

*cough*I find flat-chested people more attractive (in general)*cough*

I'm just one of those people who doesn't care about other people's physical characteristics and cares more about their personality and who they are.
I see.

Why thank you for the implications.

?

[UXLZ]

I always figure cleavage would be a good place to stick a holdout pistol or somesuch.

That might actually work if you have a small enough gun;

Or if you have large enough boobs. #DDD

?

No matter, it was a joking reply.

[4maskwolf]

I want to have cleavage so I can keep things in my boobs. :p

Also, I like people with small boobs. Or average sized. Too much boob is not for me.
Plus, I'm an ass girl anyway. X3

You know, I was going to search up an image of a cute anime human/donkey girl and say 'You're one of these? *picture*', but I am utterly terrified of what kind of images I'll find looking for it.

For the sake of your own sanity, don't do this.

[UXLZ]

I want to have cleavage so I can keep things in my boobs. :p

Also, I like people with small boobs. Or average sized. Too much boob is not for me.
Plus, I'm an ass girl anyway. X3

You know, I was going to search up an image of a cute anime human/donkey girl and say 'You're one of these? *picture*', but I am utterly terrified of what kind of images I'll find looking for it.

For the sake of your own sanity, don't do this.

What, did you try it? XD

[Sirus]

88 is code for Heil Hitler.

The more you know~*

Makes it awkward for folks who were born in 1988 

[4maskwolf]

I neither confirm nor deny anything.

Alright, this is edging into derail territory.

[AlleeCat]

Speaking of small caliber guns, I'm reminded of a story about a friend of my uncle's who was working as a security guard and a guy thought he was a vampire because he shot him in the head and he just got right back up and started booking it after him.

The bullet hit at such an angle and was such a small caliber that it ricocheted when it hit his skull and traveled underneath his scalp and out the other side. Not much damage besides a bit of a scar and a nasty headache.

He caught up with the dude and tackled him, and by the time police arrived, he was scared shitless. I believe the quote was, "Take me away, I don't care! Just get me away from that goddamn vampire!"

[UXLZ]

I neither confirm nor deny anything.

Alright, this is edging into derail territory.

It won't be derailing if you confirm and describe one of the images, though it likely would't be SFW. = \

The #feftalk chat has made me go WTF a few times... >_>