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[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Not a mistaken message, they sent a couple of messages naming me and my girlfriend who has an extremely uncommon name.

When I asked them who they were they said "A frenemy". Then they said they wanted to talk?
Their speech/writing pattern doesn't match anyone I know, and was slightly insulting.

[Tiruin]

Is it another crazy ass mom thing?

This seems plausible ._.

Err, do you need to respond?

[Descan]

Not a mistaken message, they sent a couple of messages naming me and my girlfriend who has an extremely uncommon name.

When I asked them who they were they said "A frenemy". Then they said they wanted to talk?
Their speech/writing pattern doesn't match anyone I know, and was slightly insulting.

Reverse phone look-up?

Call them?

[Biowraith]

Start phoning/texting them back when near people you know, see if any of their phones ring.

[AlleeCat]

Their speech/writing pattern doesn't match anyone I know, and was slightly insulting.

See, I can never figure out who someone is just based on how they text because a lot of people I know text the same way and besides that most people text completely differently from how they talk.

[Arx]

I'm supposed to write a five to six hundred essay on a single moment, as an exercise in something. This is going to be purple as all get out.

[Yoink]

Hey, 'moment' is a fairly nebulous term... it could be as short as a second or as long as a decade.

[Arx]

If I end up spending a decade in a doctor's office, I doubt I'll be in a position to write about it afterwards.

[Yoink]

Well, what if you worked there?
And were super dedicated, sleeping in a spare bed instead of going home?

[Orange Wizard]

You'd probably work yourself to death with that kind of dedication. I'd give him seven, maybe eight years tops.

[Yoink]

Unrelated Wtf: ARRGH THAT WAS AWKWARD

[Graknorke]

I just got a random text message from someone who said they were my "frenemy" and refused to elaborate, and then said I should know who they are because I gave them my number...
But I haven't given anyone my number. Do they just not exist?

Ring them up?

[Il Palazzo]

Translating terms and conditions crap. Trying to parse hundred+ words-long sentences. Wishing Hemingway wrote those.

[Ddynamo]

God, FanFiction.net has a category for everything. Just found Dwarf Fortress, there are 17 DF fics on that site. Unfortunately, only four of them have more than one chapter. None of them have more than five.

Disturbingly; OFF, Minesweeper, Flappy Bird, Minecraft, Terraria, The Binding of Isaac, and Europa Universalis all have fics about them as well. I don't even know what half of these could possibly be about.

[Lord_lemonpie]

God, FanFiction.net has a category for everything. Just found Dwarf Fortress, there are 17 DF fics on that site. Unfortunately, only four of them have more than one chapter. None of them have more than five.

Disturbingly; OFF, Minesweeper, Flappy Bird, Minecraft, Terraria, The Binding of Isaac, and Europa Universalis all have fics about them as well. I don't even know what half of these could possibly be about.

Dammit, you made me curious now D:<