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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14841377 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67695 on: January 17, 2015, 10:45:43 am »

Had a conversation about the possibilities of Pathfinder's Skinsend spell, which allows you to animate your skin as a seperate creature (think of the skin zombies from DF).

We decided that if two necromancers of similar body type were to use this spell and cast Gentle Repose on eachother after it was done, it was totally possible and safe to wear eachother's skins like terrifying Morphsuits. A healer capable of regenerating our skin also enables the possibility of creating and selling endless humanhide suits for fun and profit.

I also came up with this prank for online games:

I seclude myself on the upper floor of a tavern, supposedly to rest and prepare spells while the rest of the party does stuff on the floor below. Privately with the GM and an accomplice, I fill my hollow skin with various blood and guts, put some of my clothing and gear on it, then toss it out the window such that it splats messily in full view of the party. Then my skinless body comes down the stairs and says something hilarious and witty. Much mirth for necromancers the whole world over! :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67696 on: January 17, 2015, 11:07:16 am »

Is the cargo crate on the flatbed backwards, or does it not matter which way they're placed?

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Not sure if cargo crates have doors on both ends, but if not, that definetly looks backwards.

Shipping containers usually have doors on both ends when they arrive here.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67697 on: January 17, 2015, 11:33:08 am »

Had a conversation about the possibilities of Pathfinder's Skinsend spell, which allows you to animate your skin as a seperate creature (think of the skin zombies from DF).

We decided that if two necromancers of similar body type were to use this spell and cast Gentle Repose on eachother after it was done, it was totally possible and safe to wear eachother's skins like terrifying Morphsuits. A healer capable of regenerating our skin also enables the possibility of creating and selling endless humanhide suits for fun and profit.

I also came up with this prank for online games:

I seclude myself on the upper floor of a tavern, supposedly to rest and prepare spells while the rest of the party does stuff on the floor below. Privately with the GM and an accomplice, I fill my hollow skin with various blood and guts, put some of my clothing and gear on it, then toss it out the window such that it splats messily in full view of the party. Then my skinless body comes down the stairs and says something hilarious and witty. Much mirth for necromancers the whole world over! :P
Sounds like the greatest movie ever made.

They take their faces... off.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67698 on: January 17, 2015, 02:18:54 pm »

I ate a macrib today. It was suprisingly good.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67699 on: January 17, 2015, 02:38:42 pm »

I ate a macrib today. It was suprisingly good.
Give it a minute.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67700 on: January 17, 2015, 03:27:04 pm »

I found a subreddit....

It's called "Thomas the Dank Engine". It's the epitome of... something. I'm not quite sure what.


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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67701 on: January 17, 2015, 03:50:28 pm »

I found a subreddit....

It's called "Thomas the Dank Engine". It's the epitome of... something. I'm not quite sure what.

It's the epitome of song mashups, probably some of the best around.

My favorite song mashup is probably theme of the slam jam, a highly dangerous and unprecended 4X mashup combo.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67702 on: January 17, 2015, 07:37:01 pm »

TO THE JAM ALL IN YOUR FACE
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67703 on: January 17, 2015, 09:00:42 pm »

I found a subreddit....

It's called "Thomas the Dank Engine". It's the epitome of... something. I'm not quite sure what.

It's the epitome of song mashups, probably some of the best around.

My favorite song mashup is probably theme of the slam jam, a highly dangerous and unprecended 4X mashup combo.
I don't know what the fuck that is, but it's awesome. And it fits this thread.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67704 on: January 17, 2015, 09:13:32 pm »

I found a subreddit....

It's called "Thomas the Dank Engine". It's the epitome of... something. I'm not quite sure what.



Ah, that explains a lot. I've been seeing a suspicious number of rap remixes with the Thomas the Tank Engine theme and now I know why.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67705 on: January 17, 2015, 09:13:35 pm »


It's the epitome of song mashups, probably some of the best around.

My favorite song mashup is probably theme of the slam jam, a highly dangerous and unprecended 4X mashup combo.
I don't know what the fuck that is, but it's awesome. And it fits this thread.
Well I guess that means this goes here as well: http://comeonandsl.am/
It plays a random slam jam mashup whenever you reload the page.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67706 on: January 17, 2015, 10:42:24 pm »

So, I was freaked out quite a bit today.

My father has this obscenely aggressive pet bird who has had an abiding hatred for humanity ever since his tail feathers were ripped out by a five-year-old girl. (They grew back, don't worry.) He cannot fly, meaning that we are safe from his existential rage. However, he is not confined to his cage. He is more than capable of climbing down a series of curtains, wicker baskets, plants, and old wine racks to reach the floor of the house. He usually confines himself to the general areas of the hallway, dining room, and the "office", so to speak, although he has ventured into the living room more than once. He generally leaves us alone as long as we don't get too close.

My father has set up a tree branch with a 90-degree angle in it with a rope climbing it against the back of his desk for this bird to climb on. He erected this in order to stop the bird from climbing up the wires on the back of his computer. The computer opposite his and the one I use (mine in all but name, so to speak) also has a bird-accessible computer backing, but he never went up there.

Today, I was sitting here, using GIMP to cut out some pixels from a GIF to use in a forum game, when I feel a tugging on the mouse cord. I look over, and lo and behold, this bird climbed up the back of the computer and the cord of the mouse onto the desk, scaring the hell out of me in the process.

Got a picture of him, at least.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67707 on: January 17, 2015, 10:51:06 pm »

...But did you died?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67708 on: January 17, 2015, 11:01:54 pm »

No... why do you ask? O_o
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67709 on: January 18, 2015, 12:41:20 am »

[hagrid]Yer a zombie, Taw.[/hagrid]

Can we see the picture?
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