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[itisnotlogical]

Had a conversation about the possibilities of Pathfinder's Skinsend spell, which allows you to animate your skin as a seperate creature (think of the skin zombies from DF).

We decided that if two necromancers of similar body type were to use this spell and cast Gentle Repose on eachother after it was done, it was totally possible and safe to wear eachother's skins like terrifying Morphsuits. A healer capable of regenerating our skin also enables the possibility of creating and selling endless humanhide suits for fun and profit.

I also came up with this prank for online games:

I seclude myself on the upper floor of a tavern, supposedly to rest and prepare spells while the rest of the party does stuff on the floor below. Privately with the GM and an accomplice, I fill my hollow skin with various blood and guts, put some of my clothing and gear on it, then toss it out the window such that it splats messily in full view of the party. Then my skinless body comes down the stairs and says something hilarious and witty. Much mirth for necromancers the whole world over!

[Arx]

Is the cargo crate on the flatbed backwards, or does it not matter which way they're placed?

^
Not sure if cargo crates have doors on both ends, but if not, that definetly looks backwards.

Shipping containers usually have doors on both ends when they arrive here.

[Flying Dice]

Had a conversation about the possibilities of Pathfinder's Skinsend spell, which allows you to animate your skin as a seperate creature (think of the skin zombies from DF).

We decided that if two necromancers of similar body type were to use this spell and cast Gentle Repose on eachother after it was done, it was totally possible and safe to wear eachother's skins like terrifying Morphsuits. A healer capable of regenerating our skin also enables the possibility of creating and selling endless humanhide suits for fun and profit.

I also came up with this prank for online games:

I seclude myself on the upper floor of a tavern, supposedly to rest and prepare spells while the rest of the party does stuff on the floor below. Privately with the GM and an accomplice, I fill my hollow skin with various blood and guts, put some of my clothing and gear on it, then toss it out the window such that it splats messily in full view of the party. Then my skinless body comes down the stairs and says something hilarious and witty. Much mirth for necromancers the whole world over!

Sounds like the greatest movie ever made.

They take their faces... off.

[Knit tie]

I ate a macrib today. It was suprisingly good.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I ate a macrib today. It was suprisingly good.

Give it a minute.

[the1337doofus]

I found a subreddit....

It's called "Thomas the Dank Engine". It's the epitome of... something. I'm not quite sure what.

[Putnam]

I found a subreddit....

It's called "Thomas the Dank Engine". It's the epitome of... something. I'm not quite sure what.

It's the epitome of song mashups, probably some of the best around.

My favorite song mashup is probably theme of the slam jam, a highly dangerous and unprecended 4X mashup combo.

[Loud Whispers]

TO THE JAM ALL IN YOUR FACE
WASSAP WASSAP JUST FEEL THE BASS

[PanH]

I found a subreddit....

It's called "Thomas the Dank Engine". It's the epitome of... something. I'm not quite sure what.

It's the epitome of song mashups, probably some of the best around.

My favorite song mashup is probably theme of the slam jam, a highly dangerous and unprecended 4X mashup combo.

I don't know what the fuck that is, but it's awesome. And it fits this thread.

[SealyStar]

I found a subreddit....

It's called "Thomas the Dank Engine". It's the epitome of... something. I'm not quite sure what.

Ah, that explains a lot. I've been seeing a suspicious number of rap remixes with the Thomas the Tank Engine theme and now I know why.

[Cthulufaic]

It's the epitome of song mashups, probably some of the best around.

My favorite song mashup is probably theme of the slam jam, a highly dangerous and unprecended 4X mashup combo.

I don't know what the fuck that is, but it's awesome. And it fits this thread.

Well I guess that means this goes here as well: http://comeonandsl.am/
It plays a random slam jam mashup whenever you reload the page.

[Tawa]

So, I was freaked out quite a bit today.

My father has this obscenely aggressive pet bird who has had an abiding hatred for humanity ever since his tail feathers were ripped out by a five-year-old girl. (They grew back, don't worry.) He cannot fly, meaning that we are safe from his existential rage. However, he is not confined to his cage. He is more than capable of climbing down a series of curtains, wicker baskets, plants, and old wine racks to reach the floor of the house. He usually confines himself to the general areas of the hallway, dining room, and the "office", so to speak, although he has ventured into the living room more than once. He generally leaves us alone as long as we don't get too close.

My father has set up a tree branch with a 90-degree angle in it with a rope climbing it against the back of his desk for this bird to climb on. He erected this in order to stop the bird from climbing up the wires on the back of his computer. The computer opposite his and the one I use (mine in all but name, so to speak) also has a bird-accessible computer backing, but he never went up there.

Today, I was sitting here, using GIMP to cut out some pixels from a GIF to use in a forum game, when I feel a tugging on the mouse cord. I look over, and lo and behold, this bird climbed up the back of the computer and the cord of the mouse onto the desk, scaring the hell out of me in the process.

Got a picture of him, at least.

[Yoink]

...But did you died?

[Tawa]

No... why do you ask? O_o

[Orange Wizard]

[hagrid]Yer a zombie, Taw.[/hagrid]

Can we see the picture?