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[Arx]

Considering zalgo works by overflowing Unicode characters somehow, I can see it ending poorly.


I have become unable to differentiate between dreams and reality a lot of the time. It's weird. I had to ask my brother whether several things had actually happened recently.

[McDonald]

Never surrender!

Have you ever turned off your alarm clock in your sleep?

[XXXXYYYY]

Never surrender!

Have you ever turned off your alarm clock in your sleep?

Every. Single. Goddamn. Day. AAARRRGGGHHHH.

[TD1]

Why not put it somewhere you couldn't reach it?

[Comrade P.]

Why not put it somewhere you couldn't reach it?

Exactly how I deal with the problem.

[sjm9876]

Doesn't always work. I reached a point once where I had to put my phone (which was what I used the alarm on) in the lockbox I keep in my room to stop me turning it off in my sleep. Though if sleeping me figures out how to use keys, then who knows what could happen.

[timferius]

Why not put it somewhere you couldn't reach it?

It is worse than this, if I have a direct line across my bedroom, I can get up, turn it off, and flop back in bed without waking up. I have to make sure I have to navigate to my alarm. Also, the plug can't be accessible easily or I'll just unplug it and go back to bed. Also, also. I'll completely turn it off, even if it has a massive snooze button.

[pisskop]

Why not put it somewhere you couldn't reach it?

It is worse than this, if I have a direct line across my bedroom, I can get up, turn it off, and flop back in bed without waking up. I have to make sure I have to navigate to my alarm. Also, the plug can't be accessible easily or I'll just unplug it and go back to bed. Also, also. I'll completely turn it off, even if it has a massive snooze button.

They have alarm clocks that play music from CDs or whatnot.  Nothing wakes you up quicker than obnoxious music.

[timferius]

I just sleep straight through any music. The consequence would be I'd wake up 4 hours after my alarm time with Justin Bieber stuck in my head... not pretty.

[UXLZ]

It's all in your head Stan, aaall in your head...

You were blind, but now you see.
I am light.
I am everything.
I am genesis.

[Graknorke]

Well, I sometimes turn my alarm on in my sleep. A lesser annoyance to missing an alarm, but tenfold as terrifying.

[i2amroy]

What I do is set my phone to max alarm volume and vibrate and then put it in my pillow. The fact that something is rubbing against your face and screaming tends to wake me up nigh instantly.

[MonkeyHead]

What I do is set my phone to max alarm volume and vibrate and then put it in my pillow. The fact that something is rubbing against your face and screaming tends to wake me up nigh instantly.

I am just gonna go and put this in the OOC thread....

[XXXXYYYY]

Why not put it somewhere you couldn't reach it?

It is worse than this, if I have a direct line across my bedroom, I can get up, turn it off, and flop back in bed without waking up. I have to make sure I have to navigate to my alarm. Also, the plug can't be accessible easily or I'll just unplug it and go back to bed. Also, also. I'll completely turn it off, even if it has a massive snooze button.

I'm worse. I once put my alarm under my desk (well outside arm's reach), surrounded by junk, and completely covered, and I still managed to turn it off in my sleep. At this point I'm pretty sure that I wake up fully, walk over, turn it off, and go back to sleep without me remembering it, because, as far as I'm aware, sleepwalking-turning-off-my-alarm me has all the knowledge of awake me, and I can't really think of a better explanation. If I move my alarm, it takes me at most a day to begin to turn it off in my sleep again. It's goddamn spooky.

[McDonald]

Ha, I actually dreamed about switching off my phone. It was some old model and strange stuff started happening later so I know this was a dream and I didn't wake up.

Why not put it somewhere you couldn't reach it?

It is worse than this, if I have a direct line across my bedroom, I can get up, turn it off, and flop back in bed without waking up. I have to make sure I have to navigate to my alarm. Also, the plug can't be accessible easily or I'll just unplug it and go back to bed. Also, also. I'll completely turn it off, even if it has a massive snooze button.

I'm worse. I once put my alarm under my desk (well outside arm's reach), surrounded by junk, and completely covered, and I still managed to turn it off in my sleep. At this point I'm pretty sure that I wake up fully, walk over, turn it off, and go back to sleep without me remembering it, because, as far as I'm aware, sleepwalking-turning-off-my-alarm me has all the knowledge of awake me, and I can't really think of a better explanation. If I move my alarm, it takes me at most a day to begin to turn it off in my sleep again. It's goddamn spooky.

If your alarm clock is sturdy enough, maybe you can try going to bed, closing your eyes and throwing it somewhere?