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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14465472 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67320 on: January 12, 2015, 06:41:35 pm »

The company I'm trying to get a job asked me to rewrite my resume to include tech skills and freelance work. It's doubled the size of my resume. O_o
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67321 on: January 12, 2015, 07:22:10 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67322 on: January 12, 2015, 07:48:41 pm »

The one good thing about Comic Sans is that it isn't Papyrus.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67323 on: January 12, 2015, 08:07:38 pm »

The one good thing about Comic Sans is that it isn't Papyrus.

FTFY

Papyrus font is best font.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67324 on: January 12, 2015, 08:32:10 pm »

Technology and Magic are only opposites in most modern thinking mostly due to the Renaisance's themes penetrating the popular consciousness.

Previously they were not only not opposites but they weren't contradictory at all. Stories about Wizards often make them more like scientists with advanced knowledge of physics, chemistry, and that magic is simply an additional layer of physics.

Mind you... an App casting a spell itself is odd... given that to my knowledge you are usually the one who needs to invoke the spell.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67325 on: January 12, 2015, 08:36:23 pm »

You invoke the spell by loading the app onto your mobile device and pressing a button on the screen. Easy.  :P
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« Reply #67326 on: January 12, 2015, 08:44:54 pm »

You invoke the spell by loading the app onto your mobile device and pressing a button on the screen. Easy.  :P

That sounds less like a spell and more like a charm.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67327 on: January 12, 2015, 08:45:52 pm »

... and the difference is...?
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« Reply #67328 on: January 12, 2015, 08:48:19 pm »

... academic to the man it sets on fire.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67329 on: January 12, 2015, 08:51:04 pm »

Besides, it's more of a modern analogue for scrolls than anything else. Though obviously it assumes the wireless transmission of magical energy between unliving devices.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67330 on: January 12, 2015, 08:59:22 pm »

... only if the devices are actually unliving. Shoving magical creatures into cages and whatnot has a long and storied history in the magical arts. So does making horrific abominations unto nature and having little fleshbooks generating magical power for the average consumer. Hell, devote a little of the magic generation to prestidigitation and some kind of sustenance spell and you've got a spellphone that never needs power and cleans itself.

Also, just realized that if I ever get a smartphone and actually have a ring tone, it'll be something saying, "Help... me..."
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« Reply #67331 on: January 12, 2015, 09:14:43 pm »

I don't really have a a problem with comic sans.   
At least it looks slightly different, unlike all those near-identical fonts with different names.
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« Reply #67332 on: January 12, 2015, 09:24:35 pm »

... and the difference is...?

Well... A spell needs to be invoked by invoking the spell usually by casting it.

In this case the magic is being "used" simply by touching it... More like a charm or trinket then an actual spell.
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« Reply #67333 on: January 12, 2015, 09:27:16 pm »

Neo, I'm not sure there's actually codified rules for magic.
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« Reply #67334 on: January 12, 2015, 09:28:33 pm »

What do you mean this isn't DnD?
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