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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14902648 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67185 on: January 10, 2015, 04:04:50 pm »
Going on Bay 12 forums exponentially enhances my day, but makes me 70% more likely to projectile vomit.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67186 on: January 10, 2015, 04:10:32 pm »
Obviously you belong here, though. No one else would calculate the percentage increase in vomit potential.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67187 on: January 10, 2015, 04:12:02 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67188 on: January 10, 2015, 04:12:51 pm »
So cancer is like a baby . . .
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67189 on: January 10, 2015, 04:14:34 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67190 on: January 10, 2015, 04:18:16 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67191 on: January 10, 2015, 04:35:32 pm »
Do undead in DF host maggots?  Wouldn't being opposed to life entail a hostility to parasites?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67192 on: January 10, 2015, 04:37:46 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67193 on: January 10, 2015, 04:38:15 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on January 10, 2015, 04:35:32 pm
Do undead in DF host maggots?  Wouldn't being opposed to life entail a hostility to parasites?
They're undead maggots. DF necromancers are really thorough.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67194 on: January 10, 2015, 04:55:27 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on January 10, 2015, 04:12:51 pm
So cancer is like a baby . . .
no dufe you got itn all WRONG
you need too take the logic and... flip it turnfways
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67195 on: January 10, 2015, 04:56:36 pm »
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Quote from: pisskop on January 10, 2015, 04:12:51 pm
So cancer is like a baby . . .
no dufe you got itn all WRONG
you need too take the logic and... flip it turnfways
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67196 on: January 10, 2015, 04:56:40 pm »
After a year of training, building up that foals trust, she still will only let me scratch her face for an instant, doesn't want her mane brushed, won't tolerate more than 30s of scratching her sides, and only let's me brush her flanks for a minute before she turns around and shoves her ass in my face. The only attention she will tolerate is brushing or scratching her butt, preferably all around the base of her tail, the whole length of her tail, and her glutes. Oh, and her asshole of course, but neh. :x

Goddamn horses. Fastest way to their heart seems to be to crawl up their ass. Other horses love their tails being brushed out, and yeah their rumps are itchy too, but they at least enjoy having their manes brushed and their ears scratched, will take treats from your hand. Not that foal. Either scratch her ass or kiss it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67197 on: January 10, 2015, 04:57:38 pm »
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Quote from: pisskop on January 10, 2015, 04:35:32 pm
Do undead in DF host maggots?  Wouldn't being opposed to life entail a hostility to parasites?
They're undead maggots. DF necromancers are really thorough.
But most maggots wouldent be dead.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67198 on: January 10, 2015, 05:00:33 pm »
The image of a zombie killing itself by tearing itself apart to kill maggots amuses me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #67199 on: January 10, 2015, 05:00:57 pm »
Maybe the Necromancers first anoint their adherents with pesticides?
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