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[scrdest]

That is actually true. I think I got stronger!

*Skyru has leveled up: STR +5!*

[Helgoland]

Skyru Stronk!

[Skyrunner]

* Skyrunner flexes

[Arx]

Everything you need to know about my family: my sister lost her flash drive, which has a piece of code she's fixing for her Masters. She is, instead of looking for the flash drive, working with my other sister (who is currently wearing a military-looking T-shirt from a white-hat hacking company) to access the university's file server, which she couldn't SSH into from home for some reason. So she's SSHed into another server at the university my other sister has an account on, in order to SSH into the fileserver from on-campus.

It's like something out of a B-grade hacker movie.

Edit: even worse, it actually worked.

Can I marry your sister?

You're a bit late. One's getting married in under two weeks and the other's been dating one guy for something like two years now. (...this actually belongs in this thread.)

Good attitude though!

[Sprin]

I had a dream I was a radiator and woke up exahusted

[LordSlowpoke]

stop playing so many of vector's dating sims

you're suffering from the tetris effect

and that is unhealthy

[Ddynamo]

I can say with certainty that it's a troll though. I've seen this guy's YouTube channel, there's a link on his Fanfiction.net profile.

Of course, on his channel, he makes very...odd....puppet shows. He also claims to be in production of a film about Einstein's brain going on a adventure through a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Speaking of bad fan-fiction, there's also Legolas by Laura. It's how blunt everything is, and how big of a run-on sentence it is that makes it funny. Look up Manwithoutabody's dramatic reading of it. Here's an actual quote, for your pleasure.

At the frount gates of Mondor was Legolas and the others and then they said"let Laura go"and then the Dark lord said"no"and then Legolas said"right lisson I'll will clim up to the cell and get Laura and you and the others will find another way in

[pisskop]

I honestly feel like I ate heavy metals yesterday and they've just gone through my system.

Not only do I feel a little less bloated, my walking's suffered a bit.

You should stretch.  Stretching the core into positions will get the goods moving.

[pisskop]

I honestly feel like I ate heavy metals yesterday and they've just gone through my system.

Not only do I feel a little less bloated, my walking's suffered a bit.

You should stretch.  Stretching the core into positions will get the goods moving.

After the hell my arse went through- do I want to?

Depends on if you think a(nother) bathroom trip will help.
  But regular stretching does feel good.

 My next suggestion is drinking water.  Drinking it before eating, during eating, and after eating, while staying away from heavy/sugary food.  Vegetables and citrus of magnesia would also ease that.

[FearfulJesuit]

Skyru Stronk!

remove kimchi REMOVE KIMCHI

[rabidgam3r]

I've been playing with my pocketknife for close to a half-hour now. But it's so shiny...
Shiny knife, stabby knife....

[smjjames]

I've been playing with my pocketknife for close to a half-hour now. But it's so shiny...
Shiny knife, stabby knife....

*splats a pie into rabidgam3r's face to distract him from the knife*

[rabidgam3r]

* rabidgam3r is confused!

* rabidgam3r hurts himself in his confusion!

YOU DID THIS

[Flying Dice]

I've been playing with my pocketknife for close to a half-hour now. But it's so shiny...
Shiny knife, stabby knife....

Are there any chairs nearby which might offend your sensibilities?

[TD1]

Psst, I hear that one insulted your mother!

DEFEND HER HONOUR