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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14945142 times)

smeeprocket

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66630 on: January 04, 2015, 07:15:36 am »

I don't like needles or sharp blades being near my person. I have to suppress anxiety when I shave in the mornings.
Solution: don't shave. You need to get started on your wizard beard anyway.

beards are just wonderful. Every man that can grow facial hair should have one.

No... >_<

I can grow facial hair and a beard... But I grow beards exclusively on my neck as I can't get good facial hair going.

Neck beards are not flattering on most people (I've RARELY met anyone who could pull off the neck beard.)

can you get a moustache going? That's always a possibility.

But yea, I suppose neckbeards are the exception.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66631 on: January 04, 2015, 07:27:29 am »

No my lips get fuzz...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66632 on: January 04, 2015, 07:33:32 am »

Nobody I know likes beards it seems, so I don't bother.

 Had a goatee for a while that I kinda liked at least.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66633 on: January 04, 2015, 08:23:36 am »

For some reason I grow facial hair everywhere EXCEPT the "soul patch" area.
I have epic beard on each side with awesome stache' but then in the middle its just BABYSMOOTH.
Very irritating.

As for my WTF, my Mom was talking about how this guy had a good singing voice and my first thought was "Could marry them off and have diplomacy bonus in their kids"

BFEL has been playing too much Crusader Kings...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66634 on: January 04, 2015, 09:18:08 am »

Mutton chops time, then!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66635 on: January 04, 2015, 09:43:04 am »

I hate having to shave... T_T
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66636 on: January 04, 2015, 09:52:52 am »

My beard looks very patchy and unsightly, so I prefer being clean shaven nowadays.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66637 on: January 04, 2015, 10:19:25 am »

Unfortunately I can't grow anything more than a mustache and (rather small) soul patch. And yet I still have the most facial hair in my father's family. Genes suck some times.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66638 on: January 04, 2015, 10:22:34 am »

* Ultimuh strokes his own beard. It is very unkempt but still a beard.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66639 on: January 04, 2015, 10:49:34 am »

I have more neck than beard.  Wait.  Does under the chin count as neck or face?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66640 on: January 04, 2015, 11:09:47 am »

I have more neck than beard.  Wait.  Does under the chin count as neck or face?

If it's the front part of the chin, I count it as face; if it's the underside of your jaw (the area where neckbeards grow) I count it as part of the head, neither the neck nor the face.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66641 on: January 04, 2015, 11:10:38 am »

Then I have headbeard.

Its primarily on the chin and under it, and I shave it at the adam's apple.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66642 on: January 04, 2015, 11:42:24 am »

Facial hair a shit.
I know one guy and he just doesn't grow facial hair. Like, over the period of a month he looks like he's left it maybe 2 days. Fucking biology lottery winner there.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66643 on: January 04, 2015, 12:01:56 pm »

btw guys, sometimes what starts out as a scraggly beard will, once it grows enough, become glorious and lush. Also,

http://thebeardbaron.com/

http://straightrazors.com/

http://choicebeard.com/

you can even treat your beard and make it even more glorious.
« Last Edit: January 04, 2015, 12:03:29 pm by smeeprocket »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #66644 on: January 04, 2015, 12:21:53 pm »

Facial hair a shit.
I know one guy and he just doesn't grow facial hair. Like, over the period of a month he looks like he's left it maybe 2 days. Fucking biology lottery winner there.

Some races (for lack of a better term) actually do not have facial hair, well unless they intermix.

I found this out in highschool.
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