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[MaximumZero]

I'm listening to Aerosmith. It makes no sense but it sounds good. No sense at all.

Odds are good that whatever you're listening to is about sex.

Most of it does seem to be, yes. One of them is about Janie and her gun, it seems.

Pretty much the only seriously depressing Aerosmith song.

[Graknorke]

I just spent like 2 hours looking for that imgur album mentioned earlier. It's basically just the contents of a short cringe thread.
Fuck you all.

[penguinofhonor]

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[smeeprocket]

I'm listening to Aerosmith. It makes no sense but it sounds good. No sense at all.

Odds are good that whatever you're listening to is about sex.

Most of it does seem to be, yes. One of them is about Janie and her gun, it seems.

yea that one's about rape. So yea, I guess it is about sex is some way.

[timferius]

Sometimes, when I plug things in to my USB on the front of my computer, it randomly reboots. Sometimes, if I have multiple things plugged in there, it'll randomly reboot. I should probably look in to this....

[MonkeyHead]

I'm listening to Aerosmith. It makes no sense but it sounds good. No sense at all.

Odds are good that whatever you're listening to is about sex.

Aerosmith is probably a rock band. However, here are the lyrics to every pop song of the last 10-15 years or so.

... and here is the music from every song ever.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

I was looking through my mom's craft station for some glue, and in a cupboard I found a bottle of "Foaming Goat's milk with Oatmeal" that says it is for bathing in...

[Dutchling]

I was looking through my mom's craft station for some glue, and in a cupboard I found a bottle of "Foaming Goat's milk with Oatmeal" that says it is for bathing in...

I was expecting something entirely different.

[Descan]

I was looking through my mom's craft station for some glue, and in a cupboard I found a bottle of "Foaming Goat's milk with Oatmeal" that says it is for bathing in...

Naw, that's... Well, not "normal," but it's a regular thing for goats milk and oatmeal to be advertised as, like, good for your skin?

Probably isn't, hell it probably dries you out like nothing else instead, but hey, when has that ever stopped capitalism?

[Ddynamo]

I was stalking around Fanfiction.net, looking for something very horrible to read. I thought I would get some extra terrible stories if I went into Bible Fanfiction, and I wasn't disappointed. I bring you the Story of How Miley Cyrus brought The End of the World, starring Miley Cyrus and Jesus. I'm not even kidding.

WTF

[smeeprocket]

ahh fanfiction, the only way I get to realize my Spock - Kirk - Bones love triangle.

[the1337doofus]

Fanfiction is good. Sometimes. Other times, it details your favorite characters being gutted alive and eaten by their comrades.

...Strange how prevalent that kind of fanfiction is, really. Seems to be at least one of those kinds of fanfics for every fandom...

[smeeprocket]

I really really want to write a (non-sexual) fanfic about captain planet. But they are eco terrorists, and captain planet is ex-military mutated by a govt experiment. And Maya is the organization they are apart of, and ma-ti is heart because he has the ability to control the emotions of people. (nobody else gets super powers or rings to summon captain planet or anything) Oh and wheeler is black, and kwame (I guess I'd have to give him a diff name) is a white south african with racist tendencies and they clash a lot.

One day...

[scrdest]

I really really want to write a (non-sexual) fanfic about captain planet. But they are eco terrorists, and captain planet is ex-military mutated by a govt experiment. And Maya is the organization they are apart of, and ma-ti is heart because he has the ability to control the emotions of people. (nobody else gets super powers or rings to summon captain planet or anything) Oh and wheeler is black, and kwame (I guess I'd have to give him a diff name) is a white south african with racist tendencies and they clash a lot.

One day...

That sounds... pretty good, actually.

[smeeprocket]

I really really want to write a (non-sexual) fanfic about captain planet. But they are eco terrorists, and captain planet is ex-military mutated by a govt experiment. And Maya is the organization they are apart of, and ma-ti is heart because he has the ability to control the emotions of people. (nobody else gets super powers or rings to summon captain planet or anything) Oh and wheeler is black, and kwame (I guess I'd have to give him a diff name) is a white south african with racist tendencies and they clash a lot.

One day...

That sounds... pretty good, actually.

yea and every time I sit down to write it, I start with Wheeler attending college in Chicago, and... I don't know what I am doing writing about a black man at all. I can't really fully grasp what his day to day problems would be and then I get frustrated because I don't want to misrepresent that part or just be another clueless white person thinking they know the truth about race.