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[smeeprocket]

I used to waist train, and I actually got, well certainly not the slimmest, but I got my waist pretty small.

You're supposed to only half lace down the corset on the first day so the steel boning has time to shape to your body, I did not do this, and the entire first day was agony for me.

My back went out from wearing the corset and lifting heavy reams of paper at Kinko's (you're not really supposed to.. do things in a corset,) and I would get shooting pains down my leg from it so I had to stop wearing it.

My back is better now, but I just can't sink the $300 for another custom corset.

Man I loved that thing though.

my point being, while that is a terrible photoshop, those proportions are possible

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Did you look at the warping in the background? Either she did a terrible photoshop, or she has a huge mass in her stomach that's warping light.

yea I acknowledged that it was photoshop (reread my post!) I just used it as a platform to chat about corsets! I like the topic, dammit.

[Eric Blank]

@greatorder
So youre saying she ate a singularity?

That would explain it. A black hole in the guts to reduce waist size and sci-fi bullshit in the breasts and thighs to prevent total collapse and make them appear ginormous. You don't need intestines when you're trying to lose weight after all. Possible side effects may include but are not limited to agonizing death by radiation poisoning, breasts and thighs spontaneously exploding due to hydrogen gas production and looking like a cartoon character for the last hours of your life.

[smeeprocket]

@greatorder
So youre saying she ate a singularity?

That would explain it. A black hole in the guts to reduce waist size and sci-fi bullshit in the breasts and thighs to prevent total collapse and make them appear ginormous. You don't need intestines when you're trying to lose weight after all. Possible side effects may include but are not limited to agonizing death by radiation poisoning, breasts and thighs spontaneously exploding due to hydrogen gas production and looking like a cartoon character for the last hours of your life.

I can't believe you didn't mention the potential for spaghettification. Although, that might be a positive because you would be so so skinny and so so tall.

[Iceblaster]

For a moment or six, all Puush images stopped working on B12.

It was odd seeing most of the avatars minus Tiruin's broken.

Thought it was part of some elaborate avatar meme I missed while on family Christmas things.

[Wolfkit]

Well, in ~20 min I shall step onto the second plane of the 24th, but this plane I shall not step off of until the 26th, due to timezone shenanigans.

[AlleeCat]

Enh, some people see the jar as half full, and some half empty.

And some people realize that the fluid in the jar is piss.

[Neonivek]

I can complain again Yay!

[Avis-Mergulus]

Enh, some people see the jar as half full, and some half empty.

And some people realize that the fluid in the jar is piss.

The full adage is: "The optimist sees the glass as half-full, the pessimist sees the glass as half-empty, the opportunist drank it while those two were arguing, and the fatalist knows the fluid in the glass was piss anyway."

Which leaves us with the question of "Who pissed in the glass in the first place?"
And that question, boys and girls, is how Marxism came to be.

[smeeprocket]

Enh, some people see the jar as half full, and some half empty.

And some people realize that the fluid in the jar is piss.

The full adage is: "The optimist sees the glass as half-full, the pessimist sees the glass as half-empty, the opportunist drank it while those two were arguing, and the fatalist knows the fluid in the glass was piss anyway."

Which leaves us with the question of "Who pissed in the glass in the first place?"
And that question, boys and girls, is how Marxism came to be.

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Anyway, I thought the glass was full of semen, and that it was a jar?

[MaximumZero]

sudo...

Heh.

[Neonivek]

So Annie from what I hear isn't very good

As I sort of predicted.

Because Black Annie and Black Warbucks? That is fine. Their identity was never held within their race or heck even Gender.

But want to know my first clue it was bad?

They renamed Mr. Warbucks... into Mr. Stacks. It is odd that I can judge an entire movie on one insignificant change and be rewarded by affirmation.

But... I might watch it anyway because I love musicals and we don't get enough of them.

[Descan]

* Descan feels like if you can't describe something/refuse to elaborate, you shouldn't mention it at all, or else you're just an asshole.

If you feel the need, just go to imgur and browse the front page for a bit, like BlackFlyme implied. You'll spot it.

I didn't see anything :I

[ArKFallen]

If you feel the need, just go to imgur and browse the front page for a bit, like BlackFlyme implied. You'll spot it.

I didn't see anything :I

Nor did I. I stopped at the videos viral 3 days ago.

[smeeprocket]

sudo...

Heh.

Pusheen the Left Cat is still a cat. You can't expect them to spell things properly.

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""PUSHEEN LEFTY CAT. I CHOOSE YOU TO DEFEAT THE CLASS,PATRIARCHAL AND RACIST STATE " said no trainer every due pusheen lefty cat being free revolutionary and a cat."

Look, go here, all the pictures are adorable: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Pusheen-v%C3%A4nster-kattenPusheen-the-lefty-cat/594184150686505?pnref=story

[pisskop]

I don't want to say wtf so much as [le sigh], but I spent the last 2 hours listening to everything from Reiki energy to wicca to government time travel to ghosts to 'psychic bitchslaps' for ruining renaissance fairs.  Only so much disbelief I can politely shuffle away.

  Im willing to listen and talk with people, ,but when so much of it is . . . thrown at me at once when I'm tired I lose my coherency.  I sputtered off several times in the past 2 hours, despite 2 cups of coffee.