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[Dermonster]

Someone accidentally boiled a MLP pony toy in a jar of semen.

The boiling bit was the only accidental part.

I saw it like... a month or two ago?

[smeeprocket]

that's it, a toy and some semen?

 

[Jervill]

*wonders what's up with the talk about lions*

I know I'm not really supposed to post wtfs about other forumers, but it's not the person that I'm wtf'ng about, it's what they said.

My dad just said the computer "probably lowers my defenses because I stay inside all day."
I think at this point he's just playing pin-the-tail on the donkey, and pinning every single bad thing on me playing computer games.

Even if he were right, what's the alternative? There's a three meter wall with electric fencing on top surrounding my house; I can't go past that. The only other thing you can do besides walking in circles is using the trampoline, which is pretty fun but not something you do all day.

Uh.

Are you in prison?

She's in South America with a Pair of Fundies as Parents.

Minor geographical quibble.  Honduras, and anything north of Panama (including Panama) is in North America, not South.  It can also be referred as Latin America.

Anything to get past the above conversation...christ, guys, just let it die or go unnoticed like Descan says.

[BlackFlyme]

that's it, a toy and some semen?

 

Not some. About half a jar full. The idea was to drown the toy in it for some disturbing 'experiment'. Then they accidentally left the jar on a radiator. And it began to boil and cook.

The picture also included a half-full unburned jar for comparison.

[smjjames]

We already went past the NA/CA conversation jervil.

[Jervill]

We did?  Crap.  I missed it somehow, that said, my latter point still stands.  Yes, some person on the internet is fucked up beyond recognition, can we please move on?

[pisskop]

Enh, some people see the jar as half full, and some half empty.

[smeeprocket]

I'm so disappointed.

I expected it to be something truly horrific.

TBH, I was hoping it was something gorey but not any sort of animal cruelty or pictures of crimes in action, because I do enjoy my fair share of gore.

I used to visit this great forum for that stuff, specific rules against animal cruelty pics too, a lot of fun people, just sharing pics of mutilated corpses and such, sadly it disappeared one day.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

This isn't disturbing or creepy at all.

[smeeprocket]

This isn't disturbing or creepy at all.

Nothing wrong with a morbid fascination with the dead. Not all of it was dead people anyway, some of it was just really horrific wounds.

I'm scared to go to other gore sites, tbh. I'm worried there will be animal cruelty or pictures from the criminals themselves and not from police afterwards.

I like my gore nicely removed from the perpetrators.

[smeeprocket]

I used to waist train, and I actually got, well certainly not the slimmest, but I got my waist pretty small.

You're supposed to only half lace down the corset on the first day so the steel boning has time to shape to your body, I did not do this, and the entire first day was agony for me.

My back went out from wearing the corset and lifting heavy reams of paper at Kinko's (you're not really supposed to.. do things in a corset,) and I would get shooting pains down my leg from it so I had to stop wearing it.

My back is better now, but I just can't sink the $300 for another custom corset.

Man I loved that thing though.

my point being, while that is a terrible photoshop, those proportions are possible

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[Xantalos]

That doesn't look healthy.

[TD1]

Yea...imagine all the organs needing to crowd together like that...

[smeeprocket]

If you did it from when you were a kid, like in the Victorian era, it could ultimately be deadly, assuming you went to far, and it permanently deformed your ribcage.

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But doing it once your body has stopped growing you don't really deform anything. Fakir Musafar got a pretty small waist when he was waist training.

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I did a body piercing and a branding class with him as one of the teachers. Awesome dude.

[Spehss _]

This entire conversation made me wtf. Also I'm impressed the imgur mods left that album of shock pics that you're describing up. I'm impressed it got to the front page. Also mildly disappointed but that's the internet for you.