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[pisskop]

I bet they are funnier through google translate

[the1337doofus]

The erotic carp calendar. For everyone who knows German: The comments are pure gold.

...Why?
Why in the world would you fetishize CARP? They're deadly predators!

[Frumple]

Fisherfolk get incredibly bored, honestly.

[hops]

Fisherfolk get incredibly bored, honestly.

Ew, yikes.

[TamerVirus]

The erotic carp calendar. For everyone who knows German: The comments are pure gold.

...Why?
Why in the world would you fetishize CARP? They're deadly predators!

Simple: Because it exists.

[Worldmaster27]

A prime example of Rule 34.

[Flying Dice]

I bet they are funnier through google translate

You be the judge:

After the Carponizer 2014, with a lot of skin and lassziven mouths and plenty of room for imagination convinced disappointed the Carponizer 2015 Plated Convention. Like the preview displays, any women are placed in the foreground and the highly erotic carp, can barely hold his head into the picture. Therefore, only 3 *!

Really beautiful fish and the girls are not so wrong, but I have found not only positive.
When I tried to nail the calendar on the wall of my fishing tent, but this proved to be very difficult.
Either did not consider the nail or the nail did not keep his position in the tent wall. So my brand new calendar is unfortunately fallen several times on the muddy ground. Such a calendar should be printed on water and dirt repellent material. With an 8-chipboard screw then I could also attach the calendar through the tent wall at the nearest tree.

Eeeendlich it's there again, an absolute must-have in calendar 2015. Should be in every regular budget.
I bought my 19 year old brother calendar for Christmas. He likes fishes. Before that, of course, looked inside himself.
Very nice fish;-)
The women, however, are not to be despised.

Thanks for the link, Helgoland, it was a fun read.

[pisskop]

Well taken loosely they are certainly suggestive.  Remarkably pragmatic about it too!

[Eric Blank]

Wonder how much they had to pay these poor women to pose naked with a fish

For the rest of their lives they will be known as the girls who got it on with a carp.

[Frumple]

Dunno what the going rate is, but it's not like such things aren't quite common. Lots of sports and leisure magazines run similar gimmicks.

But nah, they won't keep that sort of reputation anymore than truck magazine cheesecake keep a rep as girls who got it on with vehicles. It's fairly normal stuff.

E: Mind you, in the states you usually don't get outright nudity outside of actual porn rags, but eh. Different country. Incidentally, it's arguable whether that should have been linked to...

[My Name is Immaterial]

Today I learned that my uncle used to right highbrow romance novels.

[Sirus]

Well, righting them is better than tipping them over.

[My Name is Immaterial]

imgoingtogositinacornerformakingthatmistake

[Rose]

I read that as referring to the right eyebrow

[MaximumZero]

I can only do that thing with my left eyebrow, though. If I try with my right, I just look confused instead of both confused and slightly aroused.