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[SealyStar]

I've written messages with my toes before.

'tis not easy.

[Fniff]

Yeah, my nose was getting really itchy for some reason. I think it may have been because I was pouting my lips so they'd work better for typing.

[pisskop]

Yeah, my nose was getting really itchy for some reason. I think it may have been because I was pouting my lips so they'd work better for typing.

That is fascinating.

Im try to eat a grapefruit with sugar on it with one hand and type online with the other.  Its sticky

[Aseaheru]

Try eating it like an orange. Aslong as you dont eat the segmentskin its quite sweet, and its not sticky.

[itisnotlogical]

Whenever I'm eating and using my phone, I try to explain that I'm typing one-handed without making it sound incredibly dirty. It's hard.

I frequently manipulate my phone with the tip of my nose while my hands are full.

[Arcvasti]

I just spotted a kitchenbot. I thought their frequency was memetically exaggerated. I was wrong.

[XXXXYYYY]

Whenever I'm eating and using my phone, I try to explain that I'm typing one-handed without making it sound incredibly dirty. It's hard.

I frequently manipulate my phone with the tip of my nose while my hands are full.

You screwed it up again. 
I swear, my brain is so immature sometimes.

[pisskop]

Do kitchenbots have souls?  Are their usenames available after theyre gone?  Is it worth the effort to translate this?

Kitchens For Sale. Thirty Ex Display K i tchens To Clear. ww  w(.)ex[snip]

I hope im not violating things by reposting it, but lo.ok at it.  Why is the second kitchen spelled that way?  The dot.co address is equally wonked, containing spaces and ()s.  The phone number was also borked up.  What websites blocks phone numbers?

[GiglameshDespair]

Probably to try to avoid tripping spam filters.

[TamerVirus]

Somewhere out there, an old abandoned Internet forum has been housing nothing but spam bots that do nothing but solicit each other to the point where they have developed advanced AI sentience

[Yoink]

I pulled a muscle in my butt earlier, trying to kick the flush button in a public restroom. A long moment of intense pain followed, where it took all of my badassery to not collapse on the filthy floor.

I ended up having to hug my knee to my chest with a lot of force to fix it. Jeez.

For a moment I didn't think I'd be able to leave the stall.

[Darvi]

I pulled a mustache in my butt earlier

Fuck my dylsexia.

[Putnam]

I pulled a muscle in my butt earlier, trying to kick the flush button in a public restroom. A long moment of intense pain followed, where it took all of my badassery to not collapse on the filthy floor.

I ended up having to hug my knee to my chest with a lot of force to fix it. Jeez.

For a moment I didn't think I'd be able to leave the stall.

I did that once while trying to get on an exercise bike that was slightly too high

Oooof.

[Akura]

Checking my inbox for the first time in a while. Someone is trying to use my email for their Twitter account. Damn it.

[BlackFlyme]

When the microwave is on the internet cuts out.