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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65430 on: December 15, 2014, 11:50:17 am »

Whoa, when did the profiles update?  :o

My avatar be on the wrong side.  And now there's a drop down to modify your profile.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65431 on: December 15, 2014, 11:52:38 am »

Whoa, when did the profiles update?  :o

My avatar be on the wrong side.  And now there's a drop down to modify your profile.
I see no difference at all. Maybe check your settings?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65432 on: December 15, 2014, 11:57:44 am »

Aye.  There be a button I've never poked before that did it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65433 on: December 15, 2014, 12:03:59 pm »

hmm, now I curious what I'm thinking of. :?.
Probably any number of unfortunate bobs who got hacked and slashed instead of getting a French shave.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65434 on: December 15, 2014, 05:33:13 pm »

I just remember that part in the Walking Dead game where you chop off the guy's leg and it's all gross and it takes, like, 4 or 5 chops and you have to press the button every time.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65435 on: December 15, 2014, 05:37:57 pm »

I just remember that part in the Walking Dead game where you chop off the guy's leg and it's all gross and it takes, like, 4 or 5 chops and you have to press the button every time.

That sounds like fun!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65436 on: December 15, 2014, 05:40:42 pm »

Bisecting people in DF is surprisingly hard to do consistently for some reason. It seems that I sometimes tear apart all the organs in the body (pancreas, kidneys, spleens, stomaches, guts), before a bisection happens. And sometimes, I do it in one-two hits.

That's because not every hit in the game is going to have the same contact area; there's inconsistency built in.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65437 on: December 15, 2014, 05:43:38 pm »

Bisecting people in DF is surprisingly hard to do consistently for some reason. It seems that I sometimes tear apart all the organs in the body (pancreas, kidneys, spleens, stomaches, guts), before a bisection happens. And sometimes, I do it in one-two hits.

That's because not every hit in the game is going to have the same contact area; there's inconsistency built in.
I'm pretty sure I already explained that it was due to organs being weapon magnets. Besides, the same behaviour happens if I put the contact area sky-high.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65438 on: December 15, 2014, 05:57:53 pm »

Bisecting people in DF is surprisingly hard to do consistently for some reason. It seems that I sometimes tear apart all the organs in the body (pancreas, kidneys, spleens, stomaches, guts), before a bisection happens. And sometimes, I do it in one-two hits.

That's because not every hit in the game is going to have the same contact area; there's inconsistency built in.
I'm pretty sure I already explained that it was due to organs being weapon magnets. Besides, the same behaviour happens if I put the contact area sky-high.

That seems to be a result of the system being silly, now that I think of it. The *actual* contact area of a blade would be the integral of dl/dw from 0 to w where l is length ('height' when held normally) and w is width of a blade's edge, with a perfect edge being monomolecular, for the purposes of power calculation, with the total sword dimensions affecting only the range and mass and other stuff not directly related to force.

If the cross-section is factored into the contact area, and going from what you said, DF treats swords like, essentially, sharpened trowels instead of blades.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65439 on: December 15, 2014, 06:15:05 pm »

Could you make a weapon that has multiple hits like a spiked ball or serrated disc and ramp up the hits until you're guaranteed gibbing of the body part selected?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65440 on: December 15, 2014, 06:23:26 pm »

And thus was invented the Dwarven Chainsaw.
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« Reply #65441 on: December 15, 2014, 06:26:42 pm »

Could you make a weapon that has multiple hits like a spiked ball or serrated disc and ramp up the hits until you're guaranteed gibbing of the body part selected?
Multi-hits are unfortunately reserved for trap components and they only work AFAIK when they're used as, well, trap components.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65442 on: December 15, 2014, 06:38:59 pm »

And thus was invented the Dwarven Chainsaw.
There was also that Daedric Chainsaw mod for Oblivion.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65443 on: December 15, 2014, 07:05:56 pm »

Chainblade for spearbreakers2
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #65444 on: December 15, 2014, 07:12:16 pm »

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