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[Eric Blank]

I like how everyone ran away in abject terror from a garter snake and they had to call the cops to deal with it.

[Spehss _]

I like how one of the guys just happens to have a live snake in his pocket.

[the1337doofus]

I like how one of the guys just happens to have a live snake in his pocket.

Wait, you don't carry live snakes around in your pocket?

...Excuse me, I have to go throw something out.

[timferius]

My favourite on this list is pron, like it takes a phd to figure that one out.
Most of these have been around since the nineties... also, you know, Google is your friend if you don't trust your chidlren? Time to stay away from the news for a bit.

[pisskop]

Those are actually things people say to each other online o.o .  Man have I missed out on some good sexting.


If it weren't for timferius above, I might call shenanigans on some of those acronyms.  I wouldnt put it above the author or the news sites to make those up or take them from  niche source.

[timferius]

Those are actually things people say to each other online o.o .  Man have I missed out on some good sexting.


If it weren't for timferius above, I might call shenanigans on some of those acronyms.  I wouldnt put it above the author or the news sites to make those up or take them from  niche source.

Well, I can't vouch for all of them, but text speak is hardly new, and everyone loves acronyms. I wouldn't be surprised if a few were made up either.

[Eric Blank]

More likely they do exist, but they interpreted them incorrectly, intentionally or not. After all, the worse they can make it out to be, the better for them.

[Descan]

lol = Lucifer Our Lord

[rabidgam3r]

SJW = Satan's Just Warriors

[scrdest]

SJW = Satan's Just Warriors

Gotta play to the Islamophobia a bit more: Satan's Jihad Worldwide

[SealyStar]

My favourite on this list is pron, like it takes a phd to figure that one out.
Most of these have been around since the nineties... also, you know, Google is your friend if you don't trust your chidlren? Time to stay away from the news for a bit.

How long as this same scare been around? Do middle-class white Republican parents really think their kids are addicted to "sexting"?

I also guarantee that no one uses those acronyms.

[timferius]

I guess i should also clarify, when I say around from the nineties, I also mean in scare article form. I'm sure someone has used most of these once, but if someones going to hide something via acronym they're probably not going to use an established acronym, but will make one up as well.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke whips out chart

obama

lilcd

that is all

[Loud Whispers]

lel parents arun let get obama

[flame99]

My favourite on this list is pron, like it takes a phd to figure that one out.
Most of these have been around since the nineties... also, you know, Google is your friend if you don't trust your chidlren? Time to stay away from the news for a bit.

Dear god, that was almost painful to read.

In other news, my school has decided to no longer offer plastic knives, because apparently somebody in the school attempted to murder somebody with one. He failed, naturally, because plastic knives that hardly do anything to a baked potato aren't the best stabbing tools.