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[EnigmaticHat]

Augh, sometimes "realistic" features in video games are the opposite.

I mean your guy clearly carries clips in a bag or belt or something, why not put the partially-spent ones back?  Then consolidate the bullets between fights.

[Lord Shonus]

I have a job interview Monday, and I'm trying to find out more information about the company in question. The only thing I can find is a "consumer advocacy" site that has two complaints allegedly from employees. One is written in such heavy ghetto-talk that it is nigh unreadable other than the comments about the "dolly parton without the tits" training manager, while the other rings faintly false.

What company?

Don't want to specify the name, but it's a call center that takes orders for infomercial products, with locations here and in Ann Arbor. The way I see it, any job is a good job right now, and adding a few years of sales experience (currently I have none) to my resume would be worthwhile in and of itself. My main worry is that it's another "knife salesman" position like the ones a lot of people I went to school with got suckered into.

[Furtuka]

China has banned puns

[the1337doofus]

China has banned puns

This must be the most reasonable thing China has ever done UH I MEAN WHAT A HORRIBLE VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS BAD CHINA.

[pisskop]

I weep for those poor, poor chinese who will never know the joy of a good pun.

What crime did they commit to earn such a cruel pun-ishment?

[Dutchling]

China has banned puns

This must be the most reasonable thing China has ever done UH I MEAN WHAT A HORRIBLE VIOLATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS BAD CHINA.

You're such a river crab.

[AlleeCat]

My laptop screen is now not only cracked, but it also displays things in wonderful negative colors and sometimes just black and white. It's like owning an old Macintosh.

[Dutchling]

I suggest having money and buying a new one.

[flabort]

I didn't mention it earlier, because I expected something else WTF worthy to come up today, but according to my dreams, the personification of my bladder is an incredibly manly lumberjack with a wicked massive orange beard.

He talked to me about his 'inability' to 'go', and I asked him if he saw a doctor about that yet, and his reply, verbatim, was "Dude, I'm your bladder, I'm asking you to wake up."

So I did, and yeah, I needed to go. Couldn't get back to sleep after, so that's upsetting because I don't ever get enough sleep; 273 hous behind and counting.

[Aseaheru]

I suggest having money and buying a new one.

Laptop or screen?

[Dutchling]

Flabort, your bladder is weird.

I suggest having money and buying a new one.

Laptop or screen?

Yes

[~Neri]

I didn't mention it earlier, because I expected something else WTF worthy to come up today, but according to my dreams, the personification of my bladder is an incredibly manly lumberjack with a wicked massive orange beard.

He talked to me about his 'inability' to 'go', and I asked him if he saw a doctor about that yet, and his reply, verbatim, was "Dude, I'm your bladder, I'm asking you to wake up."

So I did, and yeah, I needed to go. Couldn't get back to sleep after, so that's upsetting because I don't ever get enough sleep; 273 hous behind and counting.

This amuses me.

[AlleeCat]

I suggest having money and buying a new one.

I'm going to buy a new screen soon, but I don't know how I'm going to replace it. My more tech savvy friends say it's easy, but I'm not really too sure. I mean, for one thing, I can't see a way to get it out...

[Aseaheru]

  For laptops, you basicly have to remove everything from the back, but it varries from laptop to laptop. A few are real bastards where to change the battery you have to take out the motherboard, others you can just take it out in three seconds.

[Flying Dice]

Yeah, laptops tend to be very user-unfriendly when it comes to maintenance. Practically have to take them apart just to clean the gorram keyboard.