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[pisskop]

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5 year old boy: commentating on the womb

[Mictlantecuhtli]

... His profile reads like a future mass murderer.

[Mech#4]

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5 year old boy: commentating on the womb

Speaking of fine moustaches and beards, that 5 day old apparently has a grand example.

[Descan]

I don't get the womb thing. Is it because he's 5 days old...?

[pisskop]

He was nauseated by the sun.  He couldn't be cave adapted unless he was in a dark place.  At 5 days old, the only place he could receive cave adaptation is the womb.

[Tiruin]

He was nauseated by the sun.  He couldn't be cave adapted unless he was in a dark place.  At 5 days old, the only place he could receive cave adaptation is the womb.

This...doesn't make sense biologically
Mayhap you discovered that cave adaptation is transmitted, and transmitted by birth, rather.

[Reelya]

Epigenetic hereditable cave adaptation would be feasible.

[pisskop]

My God, Toady is more genius than I thought.  I would love to have an excuse to practice selective breeding.

[Orange Wizard]

Wait, we need an excuse now?

[Frumple]

I think the better question is why someone would think needing an excuse would stop a DF player.

E: I did just realize I look forward to the day we can breed out limbs in DF, though. Selectively breed dwarfs with smaller limbs until there's no limb left. One legged one armed dwarves, everywhere. Until the goblins come, anyway... though I guess you could keep a... limbful? population, too. To keep the lesslimbed ones, uh. Hopping. Flopping? I guess in DF it'd a crawl. Hrm.

[pisskop]

Guys, You can never have enough justification.  As a good American, I take a page from the 'act first, rationalize later' mindset

[Eric Blank]

So after a long day of watching ghost story and murder mystery-type movies my mother and sister in law have decided to conclude it with... Land Before Time II.

My family is perfectly normal, yep yep yep!

[Tiruin]

So after a long day of watching ghost story and murder mystery-type movies my mother and sister in law have decided to conclude it with... Land Before Time II.

My family is perfectly normal, yep yep yep!

Wherein Aladar concludes the night with awesomeness.

...I like that I can remember the characters despite having watched it years ago. Your family is ossum!

[MaximumZero]

Went into work at 3am. Black Friday. Retail. Expecting the Battle of Thermopylae.

There's zero customers. None.

Cue thread.

[Tiruin]

Went into work at 3am. Black Friday. Retail. Expecting the Battle of Thermopylae.

There's zero customers. None.

Cue thread.

Cue ambush.

Glad to see a nice workday though