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[timferius]

We don't have pennies anymore. That is still weird to think about.

[10ebbor10]

Also, Gorilla Tape is amazing stuff. It held the nose end body piece of my car on for months while I drove it after the car was pretty much totaled.

I miss that car.

I'm now imagining the car being seperated somewhere between driver and engine, and held together with tape.

[MaximumZero]

Also, Gorilla Tape is amazing stuff. It held the nose end body piece of my car on for months while I drove it after the car was pretty much totaled.

I miss that car.

I'm now imagining the car being seperated somewhere between driver and engine, and held together with tape.

Nah. I used to drive...

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one of these (mine was black.)
The piece between and below the headlights is all one piece, the nose, or grill. I strapped it onto the car with tape (on the fender, next to the hood,) because my passenger side was all smashed in and the nose wouldn't stay on, and I didn't want the radiator exposed.

[Graknorke]

Also, Gorilla Tape is amazing stuff. It held the nose end body piece of my car on for months while I drove it after the car was pretty much totaled.

I miss that car.

I'm now imagining the car being seperated somewhere between driver and engine, and held together with tape.

It's like Cataclysm, but real life.

[cerapa]

Asked a third girl out. Again the talk about being busy and the promise to find time when she can. And unknowingly I seem to have picked someone with a similar set of interests to the other two, and I'm 99% certain all three hang out in the same crowd.

I have the weirdest sense of deja-vu, I seem to have a very specific type of woman I am attracted to, and I look forward to finding new and novel ways of being hurt. But perhaps third time's the charm and I get an actual date this time?

Whatever the case may be, I will now go make myself a liter of cocoa and get some actual work done instead of thinking about asking this girl out, as it has now been done, even if I am kinda WTF'ing about how similarly all my attempts seem to go.

[Baneling]

Can't buy Omega Ruby because  PAL eShop servers are ok/10 and won't process adding funds.

I guess Nintendo /doesn't/ want to roll in bales of 500€ notes like crack dealers.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Asked a third girl out. Again the talk about being busy and the promise to find time when she can. And unknowingly I seem to have picked someone with a similar set of interests to the other two, and I'm 99% certain all three hang out in the same crowd.

I have the weirdest sense of deja-vu, I seem to have a very specific type of woman I am attracted to, and I look forward to finding new and novel ways of being hurt. But perhaps third time's the charm and I get an actual date this time?

Whatever the case may be, I will now go make myself a liter of cocoa and get some actual work done instead of thinking about asking this girl out, as it has now been done, even if I am kinda WTF'ing about how similarly all my attempts seem to go.

Are you absolutely sure you didn't ask the same girl out three different times?

[Orange Wizard]

Are you absolutely sure you didn't ask the same girl out three different times?

She's going to be so confused.

[BlackFlyme]

Haven't shaved in months. It feels weird now. I had much more facial fur than I thought. I didn't even recognize myself after I shaved.

At least people will stop commenting on it now, trying to tell me what to grow. My mom wants me to have a chinstrap. My class partners want me to show up with just a mustache for our presentation. My friends want me to try and grow out as long a beard as possible. Someone else told me to get a goatee. I don't really think any of those look good on me.

Also, I temporarily forgot how a mirror works.

[4maskwolf]

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[MaximumZero]

Haven't shaved in months. It feels weird now. I had much more facial fur than I thought. I didn't even recognize myself after I shaved.

At least people will stop commenting on it now, trying to tell me what to grow. My mom wants me to have a chinstrap. My class partners want me to show up with just a mustache for our presentation. My friends want me to try and grow out as long a beard as possible. Someone else told me to get a goatee. I don't really think any of those look good on me.

Also, I temporarily forgot how a mirror works.

Next time, shave it off in portions to see what looks good. That's how I settled on the goatee.

[FearfulJesuit]

Haven't shaved in months. It feels weird now. I had much more facial fur than I thought. I didn't even recognize myself after I shaved.

At least people will stop commenting on it now, trying to tell me what to grow. My mom wants me to have a chinstrap. My class partners want me to show up with just a mustache for our presentation. My friends want me to try and grow out as long a beard as possible. Someone else told me to get a goatee. I don't really think any of those look good on me.

Also, I temporarily forgot how a mirror works.

Next time, shave it off in portions to see what looks good. That's how I settled on the goatee.

I'm pretty sure everyone who has ever shaved off a regular mustache has stopped momentarily to see what he'd look like with a Hitler mustache.

[MaximumZero]

Haven't shaved in months. It feels weird now. I had much more facial fur than I thought. I didn't even recognize myself after I shaved.

At least people will stop commenting on it now, trying to tell me what to grow. My mom wants me to have a chinstrap. My class partners want me to show up with just a mustache for our presentation. My friends want me to try and grow out as long a beard as possible. Someone else told me to get a goatee. I don't really think any of those look good on me.

Also, I temporarily forgot how a mirror works.

Next time, shave it off in portions to see what looks good. That's how I settled on the goatee.

I'm pretty sure everyone who has ever shaved off a regular mustache has stopped momentarily to see what he'd look like with a Hitler mustache.

Have never done this. If I ever shave the stache again, will do for science.

[BlackFlyme]

Next time, shave it off in portions to see what looks good. That's how I settled on the goatee.

I already did. Except for the chinstrap. I don't think any of them look very good on me.

I think my friends just want me to walk around with a large grisly beard because I'm the only one of them that can grow really thick facial hair, and because I look a bit like some gamer they watch on 'twitch' when it grows long enough.

[Bauglir]

I'm pretty sure everyone who has ever shaved off a regular mustache has stopped momentarily to see what he'd look like with a Hitler mustache.

When I shaved my mustache, I always went left to right, so had I tried it would've been awfully lopsided. That, and I didn't bother with a mirror. They fog up in the shower, y'see.