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[TamerVirus]

If it's the last case, use Gorilla Glue. In all other cases, apply enough duct tape and the problem will be resolved.

Also, Gorilla Tape. Wonderful stuff.

Except for when you tape or glue your own body to other parts of your own body

[Eric Blank]

And why would you do that, exactly?

[Darvi]

And why would you do that, exactly?

Re-attaching severed limbs?

[Frumple]

And why would you do that, exactly?

Are you quite sure you actually want an answer to that question?

[TamerVirus]

Sometimes a high five can go terribly wrong

You never know, man.

You never know

[Eric Blank]

*sigh*
Sometimes, you just have to tape an arm back on...

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Duct tape is sturdier and has more uses therefore, but applications involving human tissue may benefit from a tape with weaker adhesive, such as masking tape. For example, should you ever need to use tape to make a handy mask, masking tape is easier to remove, leaves less residue, and mask is in its name already.

[TamerVirus]

Duct tape is for ducts

Masking tape is for masks

Scotch tape is for Scottish people only.

WHY HASNT ANYONE INVENTED HUMAN TAPE YET

[Darvi]

We might be able to develop some if we mutate some of that gorilla glue.

[Worldmaster27]

We might be able to develop some if we mutate some of that gorilla glue.

We just need to let it evolve over time.

[Frumple]

... more seriously, I'm pretty sure we actually have human tape of some sort or another. There's a few dissolving medical adhesives or somethin' along those lines, iirc.

[MaximumZero]

Also, Gorilla Tape is amazing stuff. It held the nose end body piece of my car on for months while I drove it after the car was pretty much totaled.

I miss that car.

[BlackFlyme]

"What does 'round to the nearest cent' mean?"

Wat. How can you not know?

Also, my mom's boyfriend was having a shouting match with the TV again this morning. My mom told him to shut up and he claimed he wasn't talking at all. He's completely oblivious to himself.

[smjjames]

"What does 'round to the nearest cent' mean?"

Wat. How can you not know?

Also, my mom's boyfriend was having a shouting match with the TV again this morning. My mom told him to shut up and he claimed he wasn't talking at all. He's completely oblivious to himself.

Maybe the person asking didn't know what a cent was? lol

Despite the problems you've had with your mom, I actually sympathize with her as far as having to deal with this guy.

Definetly sounds like he has some mental issues going on, but I'm sure you guys don't have any motivation towards getting him to deal with it.

[BlackFlyme]

That would be a bit concerning if they didn't know what a penny was, given that the student in question is not an international student. Instead she rounded it to the nearest dollar.