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[Sirus]

I had some "9/11 was an inside job!" people on my campus a few days ago. One of them looked as though he hadn't shaved since 2001.

Razors are just a tool of The Man trying to keep us oppressed. The Illuminati keep spy cameras and shit in there, maaaan. It's to keep you complacent in your clean-shaven ways!

Nah, girl! Everyone knows that beards contain natural aluminum and help block the mind control rays that the flouride in the water supply emits! Why else would feminists to call for the extinction of all men? Women don't have beards, so the Illuminate was able to control them! It's all just one small battle in their war against the reptillian Jews!!

...too much?

[Eric Blank]

You forgot to tie in con trails, flying saucers, and ghosts. You can't make a conspiracy theory without all the components.

[Flying Dice]

You forgot to tie in con trails, flying saucers, and ghosts. You can't make a conspiracy theory without all the components.

Contrails are the remnants of the ghosts that are used to fuel airplanes, which was originally derived from soul-burning power systems aboard the Roswell crash ship. There, case closed.

[Aklyon]

But what if you wanted to make it a government conspiracy?

[Aseaheru]

The ones for 911 dont include any of those...

They do include random military exercises, shady elected officials, and destruction of evidence for major trails.

[Iceblaster]

But what if you wanted to make it a government conspiracy?

Add in Obama being a muslim.

[Knit tie]

But what if you wanted to make it a government conspiracy?

Add in Obama being a muslim.

Because all muslims are crazed terrorists manipulated by their judeo-masonic overlords. Obviously.

[TamerVirus]

You forgot to tie in con trails, flying saucers, and ghosts. You can't make a conspiracy theory without all the components.

You also forgot important components: JFK assassination, the moon landing, and the ice bucket challenge

Also, maybe hardcore gaming got a little to hardcore?

[Graknorke]

But what if you wanted to make it a government conspiracy?

Add in Obama being a muslim.

Because all muslims are crazed terrorists manipulated by their judeo-masonic overlords. Obviously.

Reminds me of a relatively recent /biz/ thread where a guy talked about converting to Judaism in order to get in on the Illuminati shekels. But apparently Judaism doesn't work that way and even if you want to convert you're meant to not because YWHW hates it when people convert.
I don't know either.

[bluejello]

Also, maybe hardcore gaming got a little to hardcore?

... how is that legal?  and it looks like it works based off of controller rumble, so how many false positives does it get?

EDIT: On further look, it appears to be for blood collection drives, so I guess that makes more sense/is reasonably safe

[Graknorke]

Also, maybe hardcore gaming got a little to hardcore?

... how is that legal?  and it looks like it works based off of controller rumble, so how many false positives does it get?

It has a safety that cuts out after a certain volume (based of age, sex, and body mass) of blood is drawn. Like it says on the page.

[flabort]

Also, maybe hardcore gaming got a little to hardcore?

... how is that legal?  and it looks like it works based off of controller rumble, so how many false positives does it get?

EDIT: On further look, it appears to be for blood collection drives, so I guess that makes more sense/is reasonably safe

Even if it is "reasonably" safe, I can't imagine anyone wanting that.

[Bauglir]

...apparently Judaism doesn't work that way and even if you want to convert you're meant to not because YWHW hates it when people convert.

You need to keep asking. The reasoning being, if you don't care enough to persist, you clearly don't care enough to become a part of the community, or at least so I hear (though it's also possible that some of my friends are just having me on)

[Spehss _]

Also, maybe hardcore gaming got a little to hardcore?

You guys all watched the video right? Or read the text? It's for blood donations.

[Neonivek]

Ok I have to ask

I've heard of people say something like "Holiday prices" where they refer to price gouging at around Christmas.

Yet... Where I live the Holiday season and ESPECIALLY immediately afterwards... has around the lowest prices you see.

Has anyone really experienced Christmas season price gouging?