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[Andux]

Lycopodium powder is
 [...] composed of the dry spores of clubmoss plants
 [...] sometimes used as a lubricating dust on skin-contacting latex (natural rubber) goods, such as condoms and medical gloves.

Doctor: "You need surgery? Sure thing, let me just put on these spore-covered gloves first."
Patient: "Uhh... wow, look at the time; nope o'clock already, haha! I gotta go, I'm running late!" *flees*

[MonkeyHead]

Or, alternatively...

Person A: Did you bring protection?
Person B: Sure, let me just slip on this spore coated sperm barrier...

[itisnotlogical]

You know you really have no life when your nightmares only ever pertain to being late to work or school. Whenever I've had dreams recently they've been about school or work, and they've only ever been nightmares about being late. Not even about showing up in my underpants, just being late in general.

[Putnam]

I just got 7 migrants.

6 of them were great in multiple skills and a former chief of the guard.

The hell?

EDIT 2: None of them have relatives, either. I think that these are just the hist figures the game could scrounge up that weren't that hooked to their duty.

[Spehss _]

How early is your game world, Putnam? I've noticed that randomly generated migrants can have some absurdly high skills and no relations.

[Jervill]

You know you really have no life when your nightmares only ever pertain to being late to work or school. Whenever I've had dreams recently they've been about school or work, and they've only ever been nightmares about being late. Not even about showing up in my underpants, just being late in general.

Just as a warning, the dreams about being late to school never end.  Ever.

[Ultimuh]

Be lucky you don't have dreams of falling into deep water and something grabs onto your feet, dragging you down.
I used to have these kind of dreams, not so much any more.

[Dutchling]

Still better than the dream I had last night.

It had unhealthy amounts of Freud in it o.o

[Ultimuh]

Still better than the dream I had last night.

It had unhealthy amounts of Freud in it o.o

Ah yes, those can be quite.. uncomfortable..
Makes you question.. things..

[Spehss _]

Still better than the dream I had last night.

It had unhealthy amounts of Freud in it o.o

Did you have 3 different Frueds staring at you from opposite ends of the couch, asking about your mother?

Because that's never happened to me.

[~Neri]

I just have weird eldrichy dreams sometimes.

[the1337doofus]

Am I the only person who just has... extremely strange dreams? Not like, freud dreams or eldritchey... more "Doing strange things for convoluted reasons" dreams... IE: Going on some sort of quest to find a bottle of alchohol for some reason. My mind, it be a strange place...

[Lyeos]

Am I the only person who just has... extremely strange dreams? Not like, freud dreams or eldritchey... more "Doing strange things for convoluted reasons" dreams... IE: Going on some sort of quest to find a bottle of alchohol for some reason. My mind, it be a strange place...

No. I recall riding a flying whale to go visit a talking volcano for some reason, then cutting off one of my arms to enter a building in search of missing family members.

[Tawa]

* Tawarochir reads dream thread

Ah, my weirdest dream was probably this one.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

That literally sounds like it could be an episode of Rugrats.