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[Gentlefish]

You seen MiB right? That scene where Eddie Murphy shoots the little girl? Because she was holding that Advanced Physics book?

That's the future and your child is that little girl.

[RedKing]

You seen MiB right? That scene where Eddie Murphy shoots the little girl? Because she was holding that Advanced Physics book?

That's the future and your child is that little girl.

....that's Will Smith, not Eddie Murphy. Off by about 20 years. 

[Tawa]

So, apparently, Hamlet fills out questionnaires during his soliloquy in Japan.

It is to be or not a, is, it is a questionnaire
Whether it is nobler to be placed in the mind to suffer
Sling and ridiculous fate of Arrows,
Or in order to take up arms against the sea of troubles,
Then, by facing to terminate them?

[TamerVirus]

So, apparently, Hamlet fills out questionnaires during his soliloquy in Japan.

It is to be or not a, is, it is a questionnaire
Whether it is nobler to be placed in the mind to suffer
Sling and ridiculous fate of Arrows,
Or in order to take up arms against the sea of troubles,
Then, by facing to terminate them?

Placing the same quote in yandere and translating back and forth 43 times yields:

Answer yes or no problem. It's better to say, what a pain. Good technology, or contrary to law. Or use a gun, it's sickening End of the following semester.

In unrelated WTFery

Shopping at Walmart has become the modern day equivalent of gladiatorial combat

[Orange Wizard]

I love how the guy just calmly pulls his pants up and walks off while everyone is screaming.

[Flying Dice]

The best part is that that random violence? It was over a copy of GTA V. Surprised there wasn't a media shitstorm, honestly.

[Sirus]

I thought the media had moved away from "OMG violent vidya games aaaargh" around the same time Jack Thompson got disbarred.

Maybe they haven't, but it sure isn't as common as it used to be.

[TamerVirus]

Then again there are Walmart Combat videos where people were fighting over:

Televisions
Oreo Cookies
Towels
Detergent

[Spehss _]

Oi, oreo cookies are tasty, man.

[Omeganaut]

My 4-year old^{_{(who really can't read yet)}} checked out a book on the Large Hadron Collider. 

[itisnotlogical]

I discovered that my computer can barely run Sonic Adventure 2. Windowed, lowest available resolution? Nope, can't handle it. It runs similar games just fine, including the first Sonic Adventure.

[Frumple]

Oi, oreo cookies are tasty, man.

... only once they go a bit stale. Get a bit chewy and all. Then they're nice. Before that... ehn. There's a reason they tend to be shown eaten with milk to soften 'em.

[flabort]

Shopping at Walmart has become the modern day equivalent of gladiatorial combat

Not really surprised. Those are exactly the kind of people I would expect to be playing a GTA game. Violent shit storm, that series is. The whole "subliminal messages that make your kids into killers" thing might be TRUE for any Grand Theft game.

I'll just stick with my Mario (guy be psychopathic), my Sonic (guy be on speed), my Dark Wizard (Learn your sorceries, yo), and my other Nintendo and Sega family friendly classics.

[flabort]

I discovered that my computer can barely run Sonic Adventure 2. Windowed, lowest available resolution? Nope, can't handle it. It runs similar games just fine, including the first Sonic Adventure.

Aw....
But that be one of the best Sonic Games ever, almost. SA2:Battle is slightly better.

[Tawa]

I'll just stick with my Mario (guy be psychopathic), my Sonic (guy be on speed), my Dark Wizard (Learn your sorceries, yo), and my other Nintendo and Sega family friendly classics.

* Tawarochir gives flabort a Nintendelitist brofist

Heck yes.