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[scrdest]

i'm pretty sure you don't eat geese meese, you keep them in bank vaults in case of a cataclysm

Bank vaults? I think you mean 'toilets'.

[LordSlowpoke]

a rose by any other name still has a moose in it

[Orange Wizard]

Not if you call it crapweed. Or stenchblossom.

[Dutchling]

Taking an online test exam.

The (selected option) is incorrect. The right answer is (correct option).

No shit, Sherlock.

[Ddynamo]

I swear, my school system has a panic attack every time a single snowflake falls.
They just called school off. Again. For no apparent reason.

[MaximumZero]

Where?

[IronTomato]

Spoiler: FUCK NATURE (click to show/hide)

In Soviet Russia, nature fucks you.

[flabort]

Where might one find this random cult generator?

Here.

Spoiler: I found devil worship! (click to show/hide)

The Friends of The Grand Thoughtless Doom

Object of Worship: Demonic entities from an established religion.

Reason for Worship: Belief that the Object of Worship will grant them Eternal Life.

Major Tenets
Destruction of Art
The manufacture of a particular kind of object
Poverty

Spoiler: This one seems truly like an insane cult (click to show/hide)

The Center of The Golden Suns

Object of Worship: The historical acts of an individual or group.

Reason for Worship: Mental illness or madness

Major Tenets
Chastity
Practice of Martial arts
The manufacture of a particular kind of object

Spoiler: Ew (click to show/hide)

The Society of The Song of Quiet

Object of Worship: An established Polytheistic Pantheon.

Reason for Worship: Belief that the Object of Worship will grant them Eternal Life.

Major Tenets
Eating of Filth and Excrement
Eating of Filth and Excrement
Reenactment of religious stories

Spoiler: EEEEEEWWW (click to show/hide)

The Brotherhood of The Divine Stars

Object of Worship: A particular object

Reason for Worship: Belief that the Object of Worship will grant them Eternal Life.

Major Tenets
Group Sex
Peaceful Conversion of others.
The breeding of more children

[Darvi]

BREAKING NEWS

<Tiruin> You're not intentionally stupid adwarf

TIRUIN CALLED SOMEBODY STUPID

[IronTomato]

CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS, LOCK YOUR DOORS

TIRUIN WASN'T NICE

[MaximumZero]

THE END IS NIGH

DOOM IS UPON OUR SOULS

[Karlito]

I swear, my school system has a panic attack every time a single snowflake falls.
They just called school off. Again. For no apparent reason.

I lived in a pretty large school district, so even though there might be only a centimeter of snow at my house, school would get called off because they'd gotten a lot more closer to the mountains.

[Tiruin]

I don't even this one page ._.

[Dutchling]

I don't even this one page ._.

tiruin confirmed as teenage grill

[Eric Blank]

I don't even this one page ._.

You're such a horrible person sometimes