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[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

My siblings spent 12 hours today at sporting events.

[Spehss _]

My siblings spent 12 hours today at sporting events.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[KingofstarrySkies]

That gif sums up my knowledge of sports as a whole.

[MaximumZero]

You see, a 3-4 is different from a 4-3 because...

[Frumple]

We could stand more competitive sports played with golf clubs and frisbees, honestly. Also mandatory post-score back flips, otherwise it doesn't count.

No comment on whether the golf clubs are intended to hit the frisbees or not, though. Maybe a little bit of all of the above.

[Orange Wizard]

The frisbees are also tied to a string connected to a member of the opposing team.

[Graknorke]

You see, a 3-4 is different from a 4-3 because...

...which team is winning?

[KingofstarrySkies]

How2score touchgoalnetdown?

[LordSlowpoke]

what the fuck did i just dreampartake in

first i were given a dos prompt because apparently livestreams run from dos nowadays like it's fucking windows 3.1 and you had to load the os from dos and it's its own os except the windows was xp

there was some kind of musical and i had no idea what was going on and we were livestreaming it and there were whales released onto an army base in fairfax and discussion about retreating from a naval battle being canon and a ending song which was written in fucking tongues where i fucked up because i had to had the second last verses but took the last one instead and rocked it

i actually asked the cast what was going on anytime

nobody ever told me

then i woke up

and no this is less dream thread material than wtf material thanks

i think it was about three rival kingdoms, all things considered. fuck, i'm going to need to consult people

[KingofstarrySkies]

LSP, stop waging dream-warfare.

Wait.

Maybe that's why he's so insane and speaking odd! His brain is conflicted due to war!

I'VE SOLVED THE CASEPUZZLE

[hops]

I'm recalling my online behavior when I was younger and really cringing.

[da_nang]

Spoiler: /r/russia madness (click to show/hide)

Like: His continuing efforts to root out internal dissent and prevent the separatist regime in Kiev from separating Ukraine from the Russian world.

Dislike:

    His support and open practice of divorce and serial monogamy

    Using Orthodoxy to help legitimise his rule, while still upholding the wicked idea of religious tolerance

    Presiding over a democratic form of government when he has the power to strengthen Russia into something more

    He's not doing enough to help combat sexual deviancy

    All foreign agents and corporations profiting off Russia's shame and humiliation need to be run out of our country, for good

Basically, if his leadership can see Ukraine reinstated as a Russian client state, and Russia restored as a superpower, he's useful enough despite his failings. I wouldn't worship him as a Czar, but in this present degenerate form of state, he's just about the best we can hope for.

[Dutchling]

Eh.

You don't visit /r/Russia much if that makes you WTF.

[da_nang]

Eh.

You don't visit /r/Russia much if that makes you WTF.

It's just to make sure I'm not insane.

There's plenty more, of course. That's just the first one today.

[Sergarr]

Eh.

You don't visit /r/Russia much if that makes you WTF.

It's just to make sure I'm not insane.

There's plenty more, of course. That's just the first one today.

That's why Putin has 83% popular support now D: