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[MaximumZero]

I don't hold grudges because I like instant gratification. Just punch them and move on if it's that bad. If it's not bad enough to punch them, it's not worth holding a grudge anyway.

[Ultimuh]

I usually don't hold grudges.
Any I hold usually gets shaken off after a day or two.
I am too lazy to hold a long-term grudge against someone.

[timferius]

So, I'm reading pcgamer, and in the comments on an article about the free update that adds pools to sims 4 coming out yesterday, I come across the following:

So... Drowning innocent people in the Sims is OK, but shooting them in the face in Hatred is not

I... some people just like to carry their baggage around, don't they? No one mentioned Hatred... except this guy. Just, drops this in the middle of Sims 4 discussion...

[Orange Wizard]

comments on an article

I think you need to lower your expectations.

[timferius]

comments on an article

I think you need to lower your expectations.

Heh, fair enough.

[Arx]

It is a weird feeling when you don't recognise the piece of music you're llistening to, so you check your music player only to discover it's switched off and the music was only in your head.
It does explain the bizarre instrumentation, I suppose.

[Arx]

Didn't that guy also do research on the heart? Physiologists should stick to one field. It's confusing if they don't!

I also suddenly have a strong urge to take several teaspoons of nutmeg to see what happens.

[Biowraith]

HOW THE FUCK IS PARODY A BIG WORD
HOW
HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

I was once told to stop using big words because I used the word 'boor'.

Of course, this was the same person that's asked me what icebergs are made of.

[IronTomato]

The spinning Stupidity strikes Iron, in the skull, breaking the brain!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You have no idea how often I have to put up with things like that. I'm probably the only kid at my school who actually knows the order of the months.

You don't understand my life.

[Biowraith]

I work for the local council, I suspect I have a reasonable idea.

My favourite was being asked what 'definition' meant.

[flabort]

"In this dramatization of transcripts from a legal deposition, a lawyer becomes embroiled in an absurd argument about the definition of a photocopier."

Watched that twice.
Best Punchline.

I work for the local council, I suspect I have a reasonable idea.

My favourite was being asked what 'definition' meant.

Wut.

[IronTomato]

I work for the local council, I suspect I have a reasonable idea.

My favourite was being asked what 'definition' meant.

The definition of definition?

* IronTomato asplodes

[Dutchling]

The spinning Stupidity strikes Iron, in the skull, breaking the brain!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

You have no idea how often I have to put up with things like that. I'm probably the only kid at my school who actually knows the order of the months.

You don't understand my life.

It took me ages before I finally figured that out.

Took me even longer to realize spring didn't start in January.

[Helgoland]

I also suddenly have a strong urge to take several teaspoons of nutmeg to see what happens.

That stuff can have baaad results. Even if you are experienced with hallucinogenics, I don't think you should do it.

[Noel.se]

Happy WTF: I got a score of 6.13/6 on a science test (about 102%). Apparently writing everything even tangentially related to the questions is the way to go.

Some teachers give weird grades.