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[Frumple]

Well. That was new.

I've never had a paint roller thingjigger break on me before. Definitely drew a blink when the metal part receded into the handle like a recalcitrant turtle and started spinning around like it'd had a few too many shots.

Tomorrow, I guess I go get a new one. Hopefully one that's, y'know, mostly a single piece. I seem to have an annoying habit of breaking tools that aren't more or less solid. _{Sometimes ones that are, too, but it's less common.}

[TD1]

Bah.  Someone posted an Eren did it again thing.  I now have oops I did it again stuck in my head.

Hmmm, now might be the perfect time to say "Toxic."

Happy Halloween! Hehe.

[Fniff]

Ah, yes, but physical books are blessed with being the only place to find Old Man Henderson's backstory, while digital books are cursed with being the only place to find the unspeakable role-playing game with a 900-page pdf.

Bad news. The man who made Old Man Henderson burnt the backstory because it was essentially the roleplayer's necronomicon.
So, when Kevak prints out FATAL, ebooks and physical books will be on equal ground.

[Orange Wizard]

Different dialects, sure. Mexican Spanish sounds fairly different from Spanish Spanish AFAIK.

But then why didn't they specify the English dialect?

Well, I never said it was a sensible thing to do... yeah, they're probably just stupid. Seems to be a running theme these days.

...

Ah, yes, but physical books are blessed with being the only place to find Old Man Henderson's backstory, while digital books are cursed with being the only place to find the unspeakable role-playing game with a 900-page pdf.

Bad news. The man who made Old Man Henderson burnt the backstory because it was essentially the roleplayer's necronomicon.
So, when Kevak prints out FATAL, ebooks and physical books will be on equal ground.

Why would someone burn the necronomicon? That doesn't make any sense to me. The book should go in a museum!

[Karkov]

From what I remember, both people who told us Old Man Henderson's tales ended up testifying that the back story was an Eldritch artifact that no one's mind could fully comprehend, and that it was practically the embodiment of evil.  I'd totally go find the quotes about it but I don't think my work place would appreciate me digging through 1d4chan. >_>

[timferius]

Annnd I just realized I've started growing ear hair. I know that it's a thing that happens as you get older, I just sort of thought I had a few more years at least... only a few for now at least.

[My Name is Immaterial]

The Antichrist is too busy playing Dungeons and Dragon to lead the force of darkness nowadays.

T-Tawarochir?

[Tawa]

The Antichrist is too busy playing Dungeons and Dragon to lead the force of darkness nowadays.

T-Tawarochir?

THIS.
IS.
GOING.
IN.
MY.
SIG.

[Worldmaster27]

:c

[Orange Wizard]

The Antichrist is too busy playing Dungeons and Dragon to lead the force of darkness nowadays.

T-Tawarochir?

THIS.
IS.
GOING.
IN.
MY.
SIG.

PLEASE.
STOP.
SIGGING.
EVERYTHING.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

From what I remember, both people who told us Old Man Henderson's tales ended up testifying that the back story was an Eldritch artifact that no one's mind could fully comprehend, and that it was practically the embodiment of evil.  I'd totally go find the quotes about it but I don't think my work place would appreciate me digging through 1d4chan. >_>

Specifically, he made it so long that the DM could never look through it all and keep it in memory, so he'd switch out pages between sessions to give the details needed to justify anything. In addition, portions of it were written in Portuguese and German, languages unknown to the writer.

[Tawa]

The Antichrist is too busy playing Dungeons and Dragon to lead the force of darkness nowadays.

T-Tawarochir?

THIS.
IS.
GOING.
IN.
MY.
SIG.

PLEASE.
STOP.
SIGGING.
EVERYTHING.

I don't sig everything.

From what I remember, both people who told us Old Man Henderson's tales ended up testifying that the back story was an Eldritch artifact that no one's mind could fully comprehend, and that it was practically the embodiment of evil.  I'd totally go find the quotes about it but I don't think my work place would appreciate me digging through 1d4chan. >_>

Specifically, he made it so long that the DM could never look through it all and keep it in memory, so he'd switch out pages between sessions to give the details needed to justify anything. In addition, portions of it were written in Portuguese and German, languages unknown to the writer.

I kinda speak German, and I know he only knows one or two words in it.

The German was in his hand, and it was grammatically flawless.

[miauw62]

Languages unknown to the writer of the character, yes.

[Orange Wizard]

Did he pay a translator or something? Google Translate is too dumb for that.

[Furtuka]

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