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[MonkeyHead]

Cat sex.

[~Neri]

Feline fact of the day~ :

Cat weeniers are barbed so they can't pull out till they're completely relaxed.

[Octobomb]

I came into my bedroom to see my two cats sprawled out together on the bed. As soon as I stepped through the door, they both froze and looked up at me.

What did I just walk in on!?

The cats are going to overthrow you. Mastah's agents are hard at work.

[Orange Wizard]

...

They're sisters...

[Dutchling]

Cat strap-ons are a thing you know.

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[~Neri]

Wat.

[Orange Wizard]

lolwut

[Steelmagic]

That cat looks straight up pissed.

[Sinlessmoon]

That cat looks straight up pissed.

"Silly human, how dare you put this damn fangled contraption on me. I AM YOUR GOD."

Everyone else:

"Haha look at that cat, we put a horn on his head! Hahahaha!

[Graknorke]

Feline fact of the day~ :

Cat weeniers are barbed so they can't pull out till they're completely relaxed.

I do not that is a true fact. The ovulation is triggered by the scraping of the barbs on the way out, so I can't imagine they wouldn't be very good at reproducing if they waiting until it was a non-issue.

[Orange Wizard]

I have never been so glad to not be a cat. Their dicks are spiky, their tongues are spiky... Sooner or later we're going to discover that they're actually just big spikes covered in smaller spikes. It's spikes all the way down.

[Lord Shonus]

My nephew keeps hitting me with his head. Not just me, anyone walking, sitting, or standing in the house has to watch out for a four year old suddenly slamming his head into them repeatedly. I know kids go through weird phases, but this one's extra weird.

[hops]

I have never been so glad to not be a cat. Their dicks are spiky, their tongues are spiky... Sooner or later we're going to discover that they're actually just big spikes covered in smaller spikes. It's spikes all the way down.

I'm now pondering what it'd be like if cat furs work like jellyfish stingers.

[Orange Wizard]

Oh, hell. The house is covered in fur.

[Arcvasti]

Feline fact of the day~ :

Cat weeniers are barbed so they can't pull out till they're completely relaxed.

I don't know which is more disturbing. The fact that this is true. Or the fact that I already know that.

I have never been so glad to not be a cat. Their dicks are spiky, their tongues are spiky... Sooner or later we're going to discover that they're actually just big spikes covered in smaller spikes. It's spikes all the way down.

This is a masterful cat. It menaces with spikes of keratin.