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[Descan]

* Descan points at peepig.

[hops]

IF GOD DOESN'T EXIST WHY IS THERE TANG
CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS

[Tawa]

IF GOD EXISTS WHY ARE THERE WASPS

CHECKMATE, RELIGIOUSISTS

EDIT: BETTER ARGUMENT: TANG EXISTS BECAUSE TINGLE (you know, the creepy guy from Wind Waker) SELLS TING
TING IS TANG
TINGLE SELLS TANG
TINGLE IS EVIL, THEREFORE TANG IS EVIL

[Furtuka]

IF GOD DOESN'T EXIST WHY IS THERE TANG
CHECKMATE, ATHEISTS

* Furtuka explodes with laughter at how unintentionally relevant that is to what started the tang discussion

[Tiruin]

While browsing TV Tropes, I finally figured out where the "hero turns everybody into tang" thing came from.

. . .Y'know the fun thing with word familiarity? When the only thing connecting is a Brand name...

Spoiler: Erm. (click to show/hide)

Nope nope that is exactly the type of tang its talking about.

Grape tang? Pineapple tang? Strawberry tang? What?
What the fuck is Mangga and sweet Ponkan? And why is there a tang made out of it?

You have insulted my national language [obligatory: prepare to die[/ending]]. u_u

...You now do get what I meant by Brand Name right? Mangga = Mango; Ponkan = That kind of citrus fruit which is like an orange but different, yet still a citrus.

[Orange Wizard]

What the balls is Tang?

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

All I know about Tang is "Orange drink Americans sent to space". We just don't have it here...

That is what I was taught it was as a child!

[Lord Shonus]

From Wikipedia:

Tang is a fruit-flavored drink. Originally formulated by General Foods Corporation food scientist William A. Mitchell[1] in 1957, it was first marketed in powdered form in 1959.[2] The Tang brand is owned by Mondelēz International.

Sales of Tang were poor until NASA used it on John Glenn's Mercury flight,[3] and subsequent Gemini missions. Since then, it was closely associated with the U.S. manned spaceflight program, leading to the misconception that Tang was invented for the space program.[4][5]

[Sirus]

Powdered orange-flavored drink, sorta like Kool-Aid. Semi-famous for being something astronauts drink while in space.

Ninja'd by Lord Shonus.

[Orange Wizard]

It's just dehydrated fruit juice? Okay.

[Tiruin]

Powdered orange-flavored drink, sorta like Kool-Aid. Semi-famous for being something astronauts drink while in space.

...We don't have that information here

WTF: My net KEEPS ON BLOODY DYING at sporadic intervals within the day, taking around an hour to set back up >_>
Grrr.

[acetech09]

It's just dehydrated fruit juice? Okay.

Powdered sugar and artificial citrus flavoring, actually. It's an American product.

[Worldmaster27]

-snip for pyramids-

I think you mean tangerine. It's like a small orange, AFAIK.

[Dutchling]

He's not the hero we deserve, and we certainly don't need him either: SWATMan

(NSFL in case you're a tree or a bottle of soda)

[Tawa]

Hm.

Toady's purging the Things That Made You Laugh Today thread. I'm watching posts get deleted as we speak.