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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #60795 on: October 16, 2014, 01:22:53 am »

Assumptions:
Japa had perfect play, using Optimal Stopping Theory and used a sample of 37 people to determine from a population of 100.
Japa's wife's (less hot) doppelganger was in the sample of 37, so he would settle for nothing less than the best.

If Japa's wife was in the population of 100, she would appear around position 50, on average. Hence, Japa's wife had to exist in a population of 13 people.
13 / 3.5 billion = 3.714× 10^-9 or .000000003714 or .0000003714%

However, this assumes that she accepted his proposal and went through with the marriage. No offense, Japa, but science demands accuracy. There is no data on the number of marriage proposals that have been turned down, so I will have to assume its effect is negligible. That said, an informal poll by Match.com/Zoomerang for TIME showed that 20% broke off the marriage.
.0000003714% x 80% = 2.971 x 10^-7 or .0000002671 or .00002671%.

So Japa had a .00002671% chance of finding his wife. Congrats!

THIS MATH WAS DONE REALLY BADLY, I KNOW. GET AN ACTUAL MATHEMATICIAN TO DO IT BETTER IF YOU GIVE TWO SHITS INSTEAD OF A FROSH ECON MAJOR. ISN'T VECTOR A MATHEMATICIAN OR SOMETHING?[/b]


Also, japa, tell us your secrets, that we might not all die lonely ;-;
TLDR: Eric, marriage is a game and you can win it with math.



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Out of 3.5 billion women on this planet, I managed to run into the hottest one.

And married her.

What are the odds?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #60796 on: October 16, 2014, 01:35:59 am »

I accidentally made a creepy static visual effect while working on my game.   :o
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #60797 on: October 16, 2014, 08:09:24 am »

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« Reply #60798 on: October 16, 2014, 08:15:11 am »

More of a wtf is that guy doing. Should have body slammed the sign, not headbutted it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #60799 on: October 16, 2014, 10:15:52 am »

School wifi is down.  Except, apparently, this one site.  Seriously.
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« Reply #60800 on: October 16, 2014, 11:37:09 am »

No appreciation for science? :(

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« Reply #60801 on: October 16, 2014, 11:51:55 am »

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« Reply #60804 on: October 16, 2014, 12:39:13 pm »

No appreciation for science? :(
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Well, math, but still.
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« Reply #60805 on: October 16, 2014, 12:46:54 pm »

Brilliant!

I should start my own calculations now.  I would have to wonder if there is only one potential mate, however.


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Finding a soul-mate aside, is there only one person for everyone?  Are there multiple 'potential mates' that are each mutually exclusive? 
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« Reply #60806 on: October 16, 2014, 01:28:46 pm »

XKCD did that one. No link yet, at work
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« Reply #60807 on: October 16, 2014, 01:33:42 pm »

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« Reply #60809 on: October 16, 2014, 01:45:01 pm »

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