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[pisskop]

So, I feel the worst about my life in the past year (and in the last 4 years in general) than any other part.  Its been a steady downward spiral on the socio-economic ladder.

Spoiler: bad taste rant (click to show/hide)

Worse, I am not looking for 'friends' or 'lovers'.  So when I continually get invited to bachelor parties or hit on by either sex I get a little miffed.

A girl asked my to play with anal beads just now!  what the heck.  Another tried to hit on me using a receipt I got.  She wrote her number on it.  Do not want, go away.  Yesterday a theater dude introduced me to his friends.  And before anybody tells me it was friendly gesturing, there's a look people get when they want approval.  And you can overhear them if you pay attention.
  Even worse, how do I say no without being hard on them?  I cant just ignore it.  I guess I could pretend I am dense . . . I rebuffed the bead girl, though.  Kind of not my thing, even if I was looking.

In a nutshell, I haven't had a good workout in over three months, I feel like crap most days and my resting hearty rate is around 70-75.  Im out of shape, I'm technically unemployed, and I've let my social contacts wither away.  Its irritating then that I feel so bad but keep getting these kinds of interactions.

[Sergarr]

http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/lab-grown-penises-ready-testing-men-6099068

[Levi]

http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/lab-grown-penises-ready-testing-men-6099068

The stock photo of scientists in relation to that article has me cracking up.

[MonkeyHead]

What did they use? The "very interesting lab beaker"? Or the "lets all gather around a microscope"? Or the "Pointing at some results to a colleague"?

* MonkeyHead takes a peek

Ah, option number 2. *claps*

[Eric Blank]

At least they didn't provide imagery of the artificial pricks in question. O_o

I wonder, though, whether they succeeded in producing some sort of nervous system integration.

And those poor rabits...

[KingofstarrySkies]

I don't even know what Cucumberquest is...

A lovely, cute comic. Makes fun of most fantasy games/stories. Go read! Is fun!

[Zangi]

Damned squirrels.  Saw one dash right under a car right in front of me sometimes last month, another time last month, saw one flash by my right side mirror, as if it was going to try to run under my car too.  Just today, one almost ran in front of me, but seemed to have turned around/stopped just before I hit it.

Mind you, these speeds are all +50mph.  Damned squirrels.

[Orange Wizard]

http://tvnz.co.nz/world-news/lab-grown-penises-ready-testing-men-6099068

That's exactly the kind of story that TVNZ tells when they can't whine about the government.

[scrdest]

Facebook seems to think I'm gay. And a vegetarian. I am neither. And I cannot see how it would infer that.

[Graknorke]

It took me this long to realise that DF's 'sunshine' is a play on moonshine.
I am so fucking slow.

[Orange Wizard]

I never even noticed that. Crap.

[Redzephyr01]

It took me this long to realise that DF's 'sunshine' is a play on moonshine.
I am so fucking slow.

Well, now I feel stupid.

[Tawa]

It took me this long to realise that DF's 'sunshine' is a play on moonshine.
I am so fucking slow.

WAT

Sunshine is the most valuable liquor in-game... dorfs must be rednecks.

[Aseaheru]

Huh. Perhaps they will make Moonshine that we can make, perhaps out of moon berries?

Wait, the US army is paying for that penis growing thing? Wow, someone wants a bigger one...

Dreams are weird. Imagine having one where you are just driving around with your parents, looking at houses and seeing large quantities of train locomotives being moved around in a city.

As in, where ever you look, theres a cut of locomotives moving. More that is normally in that state, all moving about in that one area, at the same time...

[Descan]

And all I'm imagining is like... herds of trains roaming the cityscape/countryside.