Play Galciv 2
Win Galciv 2
There were some weird shenanigans towards the end as far as why the /Drengin/ of all races decided to surrender to /me/, playing a good-aligned Human Democracy. But the real WTF here is afterwards, in the fridge.
You see, I saw that I won the game in seven years. In GalCiv time, not bad at all, even considering I was playing a very quick game. For a second it looked like the Kryyn would dominate the galaxy, but I managed to ally them and everyone but the drengin, who then surrendered to me, giving me their worlds and the diplo victory.
The WTF is that my population of 8 billion people had become ~70 billion+. In seven years.
Let that sink in.
8 billion adults. I think the total was 78 billion or something similar. which means 70 billion people were born within seven years. 70 billion seven year olds. 8 billion adults.
EVERYONE IN MY EMPIRE WAS A MINOR.
EVERYONE.
THERE WERE WHOLE COLONIES FULL OF NOTHING BUT TODDLERS AND INFANTS.
MY MILITARY WAS 25% OF THE TOTAL ADULT POPULATION.
I know the future belongs to the children is a phrase, but you didn't need to take it so seriously, game.
I mean Wow. How many babies per day is that? Like, 300? Bitches literally giving birth to the battle of Thermopylae and still have time to work the factories to make colony ships and bubblegum.
Daycare must be booming.
My entire economy is centered around baby formula and diaper manufacturing.
70 BILLION BABIES IN SPACE.