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[TamerVirus]

tuypo talk is kinda like this it hurts my soul to even demonstrate to you guys that lsp speak is distinct from tuypo talk please know the difference by god I hate myself for even posting something like this

[AlleeCat]

Listening to A Song of Ice and Fire on tape is, at certain points, like listening to an old British man reading erotica.

[Noel.se]

Listening to A Song of Ice and Fire on tape is, at certain points, like listening to an old British man reading erotica.

...

I have to try this.

[Xantalos]

Listening to A Song of Ice and Fire on tape is, at certain points, like listening to an old British man reading erotica.

That's because it is.

[NAV]

A sinkhole appeared about a block from my house. A big one, over a meter across and very deep.
That wasn't the only strange thing. The other strange thing was, I saw the porch guy standing next to it. I've known the porch guy for years, and I've never seen him standing.

There must be aliens involved.

[Graknorke]

Listening to A Song of Ice and Fire on tape is, at certain points, like listening to an old British man reading erotica.

...

I have to try this.

Which one?

[Noel.se]

Listening to A Song of Ice and Fire on tape is, at certain points, like listening to an old British man reading erotica.

...

I have to try this.

Which one?

Both.
But only the first one seems to be in the realms of possibility. Unless i can somehow procure myself an old British man.

[Frumple]

Watching a hyrule warrior playthrough. Sexy Impa still rings my wtf bell like a thousand humping monkeys in ball pit made of cowbell.

Those comics in my childhood left more of an impression than I thought, I guess. Impa is supposed to old and frumpy, damnit. Not... that. Brick house old maid does not compute.

Kinda' makes me sad, actually. I would have loved to see original Impa go to town with sexy Impa's sword. Could go all Cologne on everything, pogo-ing around on a giant bugger-off pigsticker.

... on the other hand, sexy Impa is pretty sexy. I'unno. Maybe the confusion is the opiates struggling valiantly to keep me from wanting to rip out my eye. Alternate confusion is why in god's fuck one's jawline in pain make your eye hurt. Whatever nonexistent entity decided that was a good idea when they were doing design passes needs to be shot. In the eye.

If they don't have an eye, one can be grafted on and then shot. Maybe with a light arrow, since this is zelda-y. I guess a real-life light arrow would be... something with lasers? *shrugs vaguely* Regardless, it's shit like that that torpedos intelligent design. Drunken half-wit playing darts with genetic code, maybe, but intelligent my superfluously endowed ass.

[Graknorke]

Hehe Frumple is totally out of it.
Let's make fun of him in his confusion.

[Aklyon]

Hehe Frumple is totally out of it.
Let's make fun of him in his confusion.

But not in the eye. That might confuse the frumple further.

[Graknorke]

fuck i spent 3 hours playing AC instead of sleeping.

"One more turn" I said.
"It'll only take a couple of seconds" I said.

shitballs.

[Urist Imiknorris]

AC?

[MaximumZero]

I'm going with Alpha Centauri on this one.

[Graknorke]

I'm going with Alpha Centauri on this one.

Yeah.
I didn't even really make any progress either.

100% a waste of time.

[Frumple]

Hehe Frumple is totally out of it.
Let's make fun of him in his confusion.

Wish to hell and back I actually was totally out of it.

But no. Entirely too lucid for the amount of pain and bleeding I'm currently going through. Friggin' painkiller sensitivity. Normal dosages like to try to kill me, so huzzah pain