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[Eric Blank]

College IS paperwork.
Still mad about my financial aid being rejected because they wanted one piece of paperwork at a time nonstop for months. Can't they just give me a list? ;-;

[Aklyon]

It was off a dock.

Old creaky dock or newish dock?

[KingofstarrySkies]

That phone is prolly possessed. You watch. Soon, the ringtone will inexplicably change to CTHULU FTHAGN

[Tawa]

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If I ever get a cell phone, for any reason, that will be my ringtone.

[TD1]

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If I ever get a cell phone, for any reason, that will be my ringtone.

+1

Almost makes me want to get one. Almost.

[pisskop]

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If I ever get a cell phone, for any reason, that will be my ringtone.

+1

Almost makes me want to get one. Almost.

While convenient, cell phones are a terrible blight on our society.

[flabort]

My ringtone, when I get a phone, will be Smooth McGroove's Chemical Plant Zone Acapella.

[Frumple]

The only acceptable ring tone for a cell phone is "vibrate". No one actually wants to hear your nonsense. Bloody buzzing's bad enough.

Useful things, but every time someone actually turns it off silent mode god kills one of their most beloved domestic animals, or otherwise loved entity. People with ring tones who hate all non-humans are a major contributing factor to deaths by disease in africa. The "hate everything" crowd is the cause of all fatal lightning strikes and deadly sinkholes. And so on.

Moral of the story. Turn the goddamn ring tone off.

[KingofstarrySkies]

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And what if I flick it on and off for a while?

[Frumple]

Only the first time for any particular phone, after it's been purchased by a consumer or otherwise brought off sale. Subsequent activations on the same phone don't count.

[KingofstarrySkies]

D:

[Dutchling]

Red spots on my feet are gone.

Now the skin is all rough where they used to be.

Not sure whether this is good or bad.

[Frumple]

Yes, that means if you've bought or acquired a used cell phone, it's probably killed a kitten or something. You monster.

@Dutch: Pretty sure that's called, y'know, callouses. It's a thing. It's... not bad? Not sure if it's necessarily good. More a trade off.

[Dutchling]

Nope. I know what that is and it's not that.

It's also on the top of my feet. So it wouldn't make any sense in the first place

[Arcvasti]

Why do I feel like playing Daggerfall again? I'm horrible at that game. I don't even LIKE it that much.

* Arcvasti cancels post: Playing Daggerfall.