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[KingofstarrySkies]

I AM NOT FROZEN. I AM NOT COVERED IN SYRUP. IT'S HOT OUT RIGHT NOW. THOU ART A FOOL. THOU SHALT BE DEALT WITH. THOU SHALT NOT MOCK THE GLORIOUS NORTH.

Ahem.

Where were we?

[Frumple]

Some random person pretending to be a syrup slathered icicle person from the frozen north, apparently. We're on to you, though. It's still another decade or two before the people of canada thaw out from their icy prisons and escape the congealed syrup goop to ride forth in their moose-riding hordes and conquer the southern lands, so it's very obvious you're not canadian.

[KingofstarrySkies]

i'm going

to kill

all of you

you hyperoffensive

digusting
sterotyping
DOUCHENOZZLE

[scrdest]

Fear him. The Canadian Moose Cavalry knows no mercy. The syrup-and-ice-hardened fur of the animals protects them from all but the most grievous damage.

[pisskop]

I AM NOT FROZEN. I AM NOT COVERED IN SYRUP. IT'S HOT OUT RIGHT NOW.

So the snow melted long enough for you to look outside without snow blindness?

Did you need to ride your moose to get your tree sap?  *Or were your snow shoes enough this time?*

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[TD1]

KoSS! Apologise immediately!

[McDonald]

IT'S HOT OUT RIGHT NOW.

I wouldn't consider -20°C to be hot.

I think Canadians have their temperature scale based on the melting point (Soft enough to eat) of maple syrup.

[Arcvasti]

IT'S HOT OUT RIGHT NOW.

I wouldn't consider -20°C to be hot.

I think Canadians have their temperature scale based on the melting point (Soft enough to eat) of maple syrup.

...

I'd be offended by that if it weren't true.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I GIVE UP

LEAVING BAY12 FOREVER
FUCK Y'ALL
...

^{ya big bullies} 

[miauw62]

Where's the sodding LSP speak thread? Huh?

FAKEDIT: KoSS, Canada has a strategic maple syrup reserve. You're blind to Canada if you think Frumple is lying. He has, at a minimum, a half-truth.

NEVERFORGET THE GREAT 2012 MAPLE SYRUP THEFT

[Tawa]

Is ok.

* Tawarochir casts Maple Syrup and freezes KosS in place

[Kedly]

As a Canadian. I can confirm this is 100% true. That, and, as a land-locked nation, we have no navy. We wouldn't need one anyways as our moose can swim

[McDonald]

Do you guys maple know any good Canada jokes? We need to piss off KoSS even more.

[penguinofhonor]

What do you call a blind Canadian?

[Aseaheru]

But... You have a navy...
Hell, the SWISS have a navy. if CANADA (Which actually has about half a foot of ocean front property) dident than there is something odd with the world.

Also, i use dooshnizzle as an insult...

Dang ninjas...