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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14422183 times)

Orange Wizard

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58815 on: September 22, 2014, 12:55:09 am »

512 looks familiar...
Try again, friendo, it's 265543 in hexadecimal, which is fairly uninteresting (Except maybe for the fact that it's made up entirely of 5 consecutive digits).
Six :P.
E: No, wait. Six digits, five of which are consecutive. Damn, I'm bad at counting.

I am thinking that eerr may in fact be deadly serious about this.
I mean, once could be an act, two is stretching it, but when you've made three threads in half a year all about the same imaginary problem I think that is a sign of something properly wrong.
I didn't even realise until I checked his post history. The thread seemed pretty disjointed, in any case.
So he is complaining about a tracking device adhered to his teeth with a substance that he's tried to remove with acetone, but not enough of it came off and the device is still in there?
He might just have braces and has started experiencing tinnitus as a result of having them, making him paranoid about the braces.
Or someone really did put a tracking device in his mouth, in which case he's a dangerous criminal that the FBI is tracking.
Either way, he should go to a dentist about it.
I don't really know what's going on with him, honestly. His post history reveals many strange requests on the Life Advice board, and I don't know what to make of any of them. Psychology is not my strong suit.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58816 on: September 22, 2014, 01:03:10 am »

Bay12 is crazy.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58817 on: September 22, 2014, 01:19:05 am »

512 looks familiar...
512 is pretty familiar, its 2^9th. Doesn't make the cause of the rest of the number any clearer though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58818 on: September 22, 2014, 01:19:54 am »

I don't really know what's going on with him, honestly. His post history reveals many strange requests on the Life Advice board, and I don't know what to make of any of them. Psychology is not my strong suit.
So long as he hasn't tried to milk his girlfriend, it doesn't qualify as the weirdest thing posted in that board.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58819 on: September 22, 2014, 01:22:49 am »

milking people isn't weird at all

i mean the glands are there for a reason

i actually wish life advice had more things you'd call weird
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58820 on: September 22, 2014, 01:37:26 am »

512 looks familiar...
Try again, friendo, it's 265543 in hexadecimal, which is fairly uninteresting (Except maybe for the fact that it's made up entirely of 5 consecutive digits).
Six :P.
E: No, wait. Six digits, five of which are consecutive. Damn, I'm bad at counting.

It's made up of 2,3,4,5,6. Five consecutive digits.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58821 on: September 22, 2014, 01:40:48 am »

Ye gods and little fishes. Did someone actually post asking for advice on milking his girlfriend?

It's made up of 2,3,4,5,6. Five consecutive digits.
Yeah. It took me a while to realise that...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58822 on: September 22, 2014, 06:51:02 am »

I've got this numbness in the left side of my left pinkie toe. As soon as I consciously noticed it, it suddenly became more noticable.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58823 on: September 22, 2014, 08:28:02 am »

For "girlfriend" just read "purring maggot". They're basically the same thing, right?
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« Reply #58824 on: September 22, 2014, 10:02:30 am »

I'm not sure which part of this makes me WTF, but something definitely is.
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« Reply #58825 on: September 22, 2014, 10:22:03 am »

For "girlfriend" just read "purring maggot". They're basically the same thing, right?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58826 on: September 22, 2014, 11:39:49 am »

For "girlfriend" just read "purring maggot". They're basically the same thing, right?

Milk it for trade goods?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58827 on: September 22, 2014, 11:47:04 am »

For "girlfriend" just read "purring maggot". They're basically the same thing, right?

Milk it for trade goods?
Hey, there is a fetish...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58828 on: September 22, 2014, 11:47:41 am »

*casually checks some YT channel he used to frequent*

*sees "10th Dawn of War anniversary" video*

 :o

WHAT.

This can't be right. This game isn't that old...is it??

*checks wikipedia*

I feel old.  :(

But what the heck was a book case doing outside? What? was it there for the outdoor cat?

Don't you get it dummy?

You never left the house.

You can never leave.


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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #58829 on: September 22, 2014, 11:58:53 am »


Don't you get it dummy?

You never left the house.

You can never leave.



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