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[Frumple]

Huh, how does that work? The changing of the coloration, I mean, it seems odd that your eyes would change color at all.

Nah, color shifts are pretty normal for folk's eyes. Usually in a more constrained range, but it's quite common. Know one of the more regular causes for it is just what color clothes you're wearing -- eye color can change based on that, for some reason or another. Mine mostly sticks to hazel, but it changes from light to dark and more or less green or brown with regularity.

[flabort]

I dunno. It seems to be slower than, but work similarly to, the contraction and dilation of my pupils. Lines and strands of color grow and shrink in the colored part, I guess, and sometimes cover eachother up.

I said it was a weird mutant gene, right?

It's the fact that my eyes did different things that is currently freaking me out a little.

[Arcvasti]

Flabort confirmed for were-chameleon.

[pisskop]

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what~?

[flabort]

Flabort confirmed for were-chameleon.

That would be damned awesome.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Howso?

[Orange Wizard]

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what~?

Wait, what?

[flabort]

Chameleons have wicked multitasking skills. Combining that with my nimble grace and size in human form, my half-beast form would be the ultimate in doing several things at once, and I would be able to finally do my job RIGHT.

[pisskop]

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what~?

Wait, what?

I wish I knew.  Its only certain threads, but its reliable.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Chameleons have wicked multitasking skills. Combining that with my nimble grace and size in human form, my half-beast form would be the ultimate in doing several things at once, and I would be able to finally do my job RIGHT.

...

And be shot-on-sight.

[flabort]

Lol, good thing I would be completely camouflaged and impossible to see, so the "on-sight" part of "shot-on-sight" wouldn't come into play.
And were-creatures have legendary regenerative abilities, donchaknow?

It would be PERFECT for me.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

If you ever become a superhero or super-villein, I am simultaneously going to say I called it and start calling you "Camo-Therapy".

[Sirus]

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what~?

Wait, what?

I wish I knew.  Its only certain threads, but its reliable.

Guessing it has something to do with someone's avatar hosting site.

[Greiger]

Bay 12 is just out to take over the world.  Google is also trying to take over the world, realising this google decided to be preemptive and fire a shot over the bow so to speak.
Clearly the only response is to undermine the google headquarters.  We need to hire 7 people at random from the locals, then send them to google in a VW Bus painted to look like a wagon filled with 7 picks and as much booze as we can afford.

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 Took a call at work today from a person that claims that their ex is some kind of king super hacker that has been ruining their life for the last year.  Something was definately going on, and all of their computers from the description were clearly infected with some very heavy duty malware, the massive wipe your hard drive and burn out your cpu kind.  But they claim to have called us 50 times with no success.  They called me one of the better ones since I at least had a reasonable theory about how every new computer they bring into the home is infected within an hour.

But dude...you called 50 times... why keep calling us?  As you say we've told you time and time again we are doing everything we can.  I am no different, I can't do the counterhacking you want me to do or anything like that even if I wanted to.  I have 4 buttons I can push on my system.  None of them will fix either paranoia, or actual grudge hacking.  After 50 calls don't you realize you are wasting your time with us?  You need security, at least them you've only spoken to 5 times. 

[Orange Wizard]

Bay 12 is just out to take over the world.  Google is also trying to take over the world, realising this google decided to be preemptive and fire a shot over the bow so to speak.
Clearly the only response is to undermine the google headquarters.  We need to hire 7 people at random from the locals, then send them to google in a VW Bus painted to look like a wagon filled with 7 picks and as much booze as we can afford.

Just to say that if we actually did try to strike the earth at Google HQ, we'd probably be arrested.

Edit: And before someone suggests it, no, we cannot say that the cops are goblins and trap them in cages.