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[Sinistar]

Have you considered...

>_>

<_<

...endoparasites?

[Frumple]

Suddenly random young-ish oak snake (white oak rat snake, if you're being particular) in the middle of hall. Then in one of the other bedrooms. Then running all over that bedroom, before eventually sliding under the baseboard and into the wall.

Hello, wallsnake. Please go away.

[da_nang]

Hey now, my distant cousin isn't that bad, Frumple. Just don't agitate him on his visit.

^{You might want to get someone to deal with him.}

[Frumple]

Eh, it's bitey but not venomous. About the only reason it's still alive at the moment is most of the folks here have a certain amount of trouble landing a hit on an agitated snake hiding in awkward corners.

Trying to get it out of the house alive now, though. Rat snake's alright to have around the place. Mostly.

Just... not in the house. Or the walls.

[pisskop]

Eh, it's bitey but not venomous. About the only reason it's still alive at the moment is most of the folks here have a certain amount of trouble landing a hit on an agitated snake hiding in awkward corners.

Trying to get it out of the house alive now, though. Rat snake's alright to have around the place. Mostly.

Just... not in the house. Or the walls.

So its like a spider, then.

[Frumple]

Most of the ones that aren't toting neurotoxin or whathaveyou are, yes. The ones that are, are as well, but more along the lines of particularly aggressive black widows or whatev'. Well worth exterminating even if they technically help keep more irritating species under control. Venomous snakes = bad. Non-venomous = good.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Neurotoxin...Spiders...

Ooh! I love nightmare fuel!

[Arx]

Oh yeah, that reminds me, pufferfish be hella' hardcore. Basically, if you're a predator dumb enough to eat one you die because it chokes you or because it slaughters your nervous system. That's one forumite I am never consuming.

[Fniff]

Dolphins are awful.

[penguinofhonor]

We need to give dolphins access to other drugs so they don't hurt innocent pufferfish for their fix.

[pisskop]

We need to give dolphins access to other drugs so they don't hurt innocent pufferfish for their fix.

I am almost positive our time is better spent developing dolphin-human sign language to ask them about sea-drugs.  Or other fun things, like an army of dolphins.

Or science.

[Parsely]

The dolphins mostly come at night. Mostly.

[Lord Shonus]

I decided, out of curiosity, to look into the flavoring of my preferred tea, as it has a distinct taste. That lead me to this on Wikpedia.

in one case study, a patient who consumed four liters of Earl Grey tea per day suffered muscle cramps

Considering that the standard cup of tea is around 150 ml, that's a little over 26 cups of tea a day.

[Neonivek]

What the HECK! even in my pop bingiest days I rarely top 2L

[EnigmaticHat]

We need to give dolphins access to other drugs so they don't hurt innocent pufferfish for their fix.

I think we'd have to do a lot more than that if we wanted dolphins to stop hurting other animals...