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[hops]

I just fed a couple pages of a DnD game here through Gizoogle.

I both regret that and cannot stop giggling.

Also, gangsters apparently refer to all legs as being "hairy-ass".

EDIT: Mother of Armok, it referred to the character stat Constitution as Constipation. That tears it, I was meant to play Dungeons and Dizzle.

I'm tempted to read Boatmurdered on Gizoogle now.

[EnigmaticHat]

So those are... what, orbital drop tungsten rods? Really strong magnets?

Actually, I don't think we're too far off from having recognition software behind high-powered lasers. Then we can strap 'em in highly suggestive places on bipedal robots and the Bullet Rod Thrust Robo Revolution (Also known as "Burter") will save all the world from deadly bullets. By lighting people on fire with energetically irradiated pelvic thrusts.

This is your insanely specific sexual fantasy isn't it?

[Graknorke]

Fun fact: In the US, the odds of being struck by lightning, and murdered by someone wielding a rifle, are about the same.

Well, yeah. Kids in the 'hood aren't strapped with rifles. They aren't nearly as easy to stuff into your waistband. Also, they're a lot harder to steal.

"Is that a rifle down your trouser leg or are you just happy to see me?"

[da_nang]

Woke up to a floor littered in feathers. No corpse found.

Cat has been busy tonight it seems.

[itisnotlogical]

So those are... what, orbital drop tungsten rods? Really strong magnets?

Actually, I don't think we're too far off from having recognition software behind high-powered lasers. Then we can strap 'em in highly suggestive places on bipedal robots and the Bullet Rod Thrust Robo Revolution (Also known as "Burter") will save all the world from deadly bullets. By lighting people on fire with energetically irradiated pelvic thrusts.

This is your insanely specific sexual fantasy isn't it?

You've seen nothing yet. For me, nothing happens unless the lasers are blue. And they have to be Star Wars-style bolts, not beams like in Star Trek.

[Ogdibus]

Fun fact: In the US, the odds of being struck by lightning, and murdered by someone wielding a rifle, are about the same.

Well, yeah. Kids in the 'hood aren't strapped with rifles. They aren't nearly as easy to stuff into your waistband. Also, they're a lot harder to steal.

"Is that a rifle down your trouser leg or are you just happy to see me?"

Can't it be both?

[Orange Wizard]

"I'm so happy, my dick turned into a hunting rifle! And he's very eager to come out and play with you! Aren't you, boy?"
*cooing noises*

[Reverie]

You guys are strange. :p

[Teneb]

You guys are strange. :p

I see nothing out of the ordinary here.

[Dutchling]

Reading Dutch criminal law because I'm bored.

Apparently there's still laws about performing the act of elopement.

Also I think you could technically get fined for murdering someone.

[Teneb]

Reading Dutch criminal law because I'm bored.

Apparently there's still laws about performing the act of elopement.

Also I think you could technically get fined for murdering someone.

Read brazilian criminal law if you want some WTF. According to federal law, the national anthem must be sung in silence.

[EnigmaticHat]

I think that means no *other* sounds.

[Teneb]

I think that means no *other* sounds.

I thought so too, but the wording is quite clear, complete silence. Of course, no one enforces such laws, but its funny to go through them. Another such law is kissing in public, which is still illegal despite no one caring.

[pisskop]

Old laws are great.  And a good way to end up in jail because you backsassed the wrong guy.

[Descan]

...

Er.

Someone ought to tell Brazil what singing *is*.