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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57945 on: September 07, 2014, 06:17:27 pm »

Hey LW, I got it. Just making that clear. It was not lost on at least one person.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57946 on: September 07, 2014, 06:22:27 pm »

Hey LW, I got it. Just making that clear. It was not lost on at least one person.
Waheguru, all is not lost.

Uh... LW is probably okay.
Probably going to eat something now.

Probably not going to eat people though.

Probably Bacon instead.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57947 on: September 07, 2014, 06:32:02 pm »

I had a sudden urge to post a picture of a mutilated cat.

That was...a disturbing urge. I think I'm gonna get some sleep.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57948 on: September 07, 2014, 06:32:32 pm »

I had a sudden urge to post a picture of a mutilated cat.

That was...a disturbing urge. I think I'm gonna get some sleep.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57949 on: September 07, 2014, 06:35:31 pm »

We need a thousand CCs of cat slaughter!
CC's? Cheating capacities?

Does that mean that we have to run over cats while playing Mariokart on Mirror Mode?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57950 on: September 07, 2014, 06:44:17 pm »

Huh, did that RTD suggestion thread thing die? As well as that forum game one?
Didn't even notice that, and I had so many cool ideas.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57951 on: September 07, 2014, 07:11:08 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57952 on: September 07, 2014, 07:14:38 pm »

This one?
Huh, that last comment was from 11 days ago, but it's past the second page on the 50 Thread per page setting, where the forbidden lands lie and the dead gods lie in their fitful slumber.
POH, did any daemons come with you?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57953 on: September 07, 2014, 07:21:18 pm »

Only the daemons that perform the forum's search function.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57954 on: September 07, 2014, 10:00:34 pm »

Huh, did that RTD suggestion thread thing die? As well as that forum game one?
Didn't even notice that, and I had so many cool ideas.

You could obviously use thread necromancey. Its kosher for threads of that nature
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57955 on: September 07, 2014, 10:28:10 pm »

I was just leisurely flipping through the d20 epic level handbook when I bumped across this beauty of a spell.

Quote from: Spell: Vengeful Gaze of God
yadda yadda yadda deals 305d6 hp of damage yadda yadda caster is dealt 200d6 hp of damage yadda yadda yadda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57956 on: September 07, 2014, 10:59:54 pm »

It is a silly book. If you look at the monsters, you can find a lot of them with negative level adjustments.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57957 on: September 07, 2014, 11:02:21 pm »

I was just leisurely flipping through the d20 epic level handbook when I bumped across this beauty of a spell.

Quote from: Spell: Vengeful Gaze of God
yadda yadda yadda deals 305d6 hp of damage yadda yadda caster is dealt 200d6 hp of damage yadda yadda yadda

HOLY SHIT

NOW THAT IS A RAY OF FUCKYOUICUS

It is a silly book. If you look at the monsters, you can find a lot of them with negative level adjustments.
I remember reading through the 3.5e monster manual and being very interested in Doppelgangers.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57958 on: September 07, 2014, 11:04:03 pm »

All those numbers and you don't even bother to mention that anything dropped to -10 or lower by the spell gets disintegrated, too. 305-1830 damage that turns you into dust.

And then comes the metamagic feats :3
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57959 on: September 07, 2014, 11:06:04 pm »

Bear in mind, d20 Modern pegs a weaponized miniature black hole at 15d6 in a 5-foot radius.

EDIT: Don't think you can metamagic Epic Spells, can you? Pretty sure you can just research a version with your preferred feat pre-applied, with a higher casting DC, but then you can always just add more d6s too.
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“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.
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