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[anzki4]

I meant I hadn't since the previous day and I donated at around 14:00 so about... 18 hours since the last meal. Unless of course you count a cup of joe in the morning plus some water.

[Tawa]

-elf cookies are a good reason to donate blood-

I hope these "keebler elf cookies" are cookies baked with the organs of the Khee'bler Elves and not prepackaged cookies sold by elves who are probably running a meth lab in a tree.

[kaian-a-coel]

I hope these "keebler elf cookies" are cookies baked with the organs of the Khee'bler Elves and not prepackaged cookies sold by elves who are probably running a meth lab in a tree.

Your avatar is oddly appropriate.

[pisskop]

I dontate blood for two reasons these days.

Free cookies and cranberry juice
And less blood, which means higher BAC.

And to save some lives, I guess.

[Darvi]

There's only one reason for which I would ever consider donating blood, which I have.

For Science!

[Orange Wizard]

There's only one reason for which I would ever consider donating blood, which I have.

For Science!

*raises mug*

Cheers! *clink*

[MaximumZero]

Windows 8 is a disgusting and vile abomination.

+1

A 60 year old woman had to teach me how to find the start menu for her.

Oh lord Windows 8. I can't even find the goddamn internet on that setup.

Go to start screen. Type whatever you want to find. Done.

[KingofstarrySkies]

SCIENCE!

[Tawa]

I hope these "keebler elf cookies" are cookies baked with the organs of the Khee'bler Elves and not prepackaged cookies sold by elves who are probably running a meth lab in a tree.

Your avatar is oddly appropriate.

Now, if I can get Gandalf to line up with jokes about DF arriving when Toady means for it to arrive, Dumbledore to show when I'm poking fun at kindly old man stereotypes, Saruman when I mention anything related to orcs or towers, Merlin to show up during "sword in the stone/anvil" references/homages, Sauron when the topic of necromancy comes up, the Monopoly Wizard when money-related statements are made, and Magus whenever a Chrono Trigger reference is made, then I will declare myself to be a gestalt archmage/sorcerer/wizard.

[Orange Wizard]

Context-specific avatar rotation? Let's get on this.

[Flying Dice]

The sad part is that I can actually imagine that being the way true AI is created, making a sophont in order to assure that their avatar is always contextually appropriate.

[Orange Wizard]

It's not like we're ever going to use AI for anything else.

[Worldmaster27]

Well, we may use it to augment MC's cat army.

Not that it needs to be mind you.

[Flying Dice]

It's not like we're ever going to use AI for anything else.

I will consider it to be a massive racial ethical success if at no point in the future do we use AI for sexbots. All the other issues aside, that'd make us a galactic laughingstock.

"So, [fellow beings of relevant intelligence], for what reason did your respective [mechanical slave-races] rise up in revolt?"

Instead of the HFY people like to fantasize about, I imagine the reality will be more in line with HWTF.

Well, we may use it to augment MC's cat army.

Not that it needs to be mind you.

So what you're saying is that we should take the mini-apex predators that don't kill us only because they're too small, and turn them into cyborgs with monomolecular claws and real laser eyes?

[Worldmaster27]

No, just enhance their organization and administration to be uber-effiecient.

Which is just as bad, since there would be no enemy bureaucracy to protect us.