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[Avis-Mergulus]

Okean Elzy.

And something that looks like Okean Elzy in Cyrillic.

Yeah, those guys are very noticeably Ukrainian. Never listened to them much, though, but I've heard they're alright.

[TD1]

MASTAH

STOP ORDERING YOUR SLEEPER AGENTS TO ATTACK

GOD DAMMIT

The signs are there. The catpocalypse has come. We will die in fur, claws, and tails. And Mastah will be there. Laughing, always laughing, ordering the deaths of everyone in the world, except those few chosen to feed the cats and be cuddly pillows for them.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I like most animals, though! Dogs are adorable, cats are cuter than dogs, and hamsters are little balls of happy!

...

I miss my cat now.

[scrdest]

chrome is actually 5000 different processes, you can check the ram for every one of them.
and they're all called chrome.exe

miauw, pls. pls. git gud at interwebz m7.

Shift+Escape opens Chrome's own task manager, which shows data for each tab.

Huh, turns out that abbr is really useful when you're not sure if you are saying something jokingly, but don't want to dump a big ol' emoticon in the main post body.

[TD1]

Hush now. The dogs will be the first to fall, but with food disruption, who knows what the cats will devour in their hunger. Perhaps even little bundles of cuteness such as hamsters.

'Tis hell.

'Tis the catpocalypse.

[Frumple]

Hamsters can go die in a fire. Stinking overbreeding balls of gorram nuisance. Hateful little beasts. Purge them all, I say.

[TD1]

Hamsters can go die in a fire. Stinking overbreeding balls of gorram nuisance. Hateful little beasts. Purge them all, I say.

The cats have got to him

[Neonivek]

Dang I wish I was a funny guy.

I just realized that I have a Point and Click that could be hilarious if done right.

MOSTLY because it has the most hamfisted ecological message EVER!

[Orange Wizard]

There's a cat outside my window. Miaowing. Shit, what do I do? Mastahcheese? Please, spare me! I thought we were friends!

MOSTLY because it has the most hamfisted ecological message EVER!

Have you ever played Environmental Extremist?

[Neonivek]

It isn't a parody though... it is serious >_>

[Worldmaster27]

Remember when I said that my computer was messed up and I could only do one thing (mess with a window/desktop/toolbar) at a time?

Well, it's happening again. I just got it to work on this window by clicking a bunch of times.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Good God, it's begun. Good thing my cat died a few years ago.

...

* Koss runs off to cry in a corner.

[TD1]

The cats....have invaded my home.

There is one on the stove beside me.

Granted, it was a well-mannered stray that we took in. But now I see it for the infiltrator it really is...

[My Name is Immaterial]

So that's why my dogs go absolutely bonkers when they see a cat in our front yard. They know the enemy for what it truly is.

[Mr. Strange]

And here is message from our fearsome feline overlords:

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